... Mormons are de facto atheists.
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Mormon = Believes in God, bases much of his belief on the Bible, and considers himself Christian.
Atheist = Does NOT believe in God (thus, by extension, does not accept the Bible or Christ as legitimate, nor the foundational documents or doctrines of any other religion either). This is the SOLE point that describes an atheist and is all that is needed to establish the fact.
[sarcasm]So, yeah, I can see how you might mix them up.[/sarcasm]
~David D.G.
And, as I'm sure we all remember, atheists are a sect of Muslims.
Therefore, Mormons = Muslims. Hooray!
That's why they insist so much that Jesus, mind you, the Mexican film producer, went to America, isn't it?
What.
Also, Goetian wins.
any group that had an actual angel give them gold tablets has to have something going for it.
True losing the tablets was bad, and not having a photo of Moroni was just poor planning.
Moroni, Moron coincidence ?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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