[Commenting on a study which suggests that women who exercise by doing the housework can reduce their risk of breast cancer]
Missing the point. It's not the exercise. Joggers and Pilates people - and the sun-worshippers - are the ones getting breast cancer. The explanation is this. It is God Who gives you cancer. A woman who keeps house, and bears the children God gives her as a gift, and prays the Rosary - no abortions and no pills - will be cancer-free, all other things being equal. "Blessed is the man whom God corrects; refuse not therefore the chastising of the Lord, for He wounds and cures, He strikes and His hands shall heal" - Job.
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"Missing the point. It's not the exercise."You, being a noted cancer-research scientist, are qualified to denounce those findings?
"Joggers and Pilates people"
You have solid, credible evidence that jogging causes breast cancer?
"Pilates people?" Didn't they die off about 2 thousand years ago?
"and the sun-worshippers - are the ones getting breast cancer."
Sun exposure contributes to one's risk of getting SKIN cancer, dipshit.
"The explanation is this. It is God Who gives you cancer."
What an asshole is your "good and loving" deity. Why do you worship a God who gives people cancer? Why do you worship a God who doesn't cure cancer?
"A woman who keeps house, and bears the children"
Actually, having been pregnant DOES reduce a woman's risk of getting some types of breast cancer.
"God gives her as a gift, and prays the Rosary - no abortions and no pills - will be cancer-free, all other things being equal."
No, that's hogwash. Plenty of devout Catholic women get breast cancer.
Also, if your God is so in favor of child birth and so opposed to abortion, why is the risk of death so much higher for taking a pregnancy to term than for getting an abortion?
"'Blessed is the man whom God corrects; refuse not therefore the chastising of the Lord, for He wounds and cures, He strikes and His hands shall heal' - Job."
Twaddle, rubbish and rot. What good is a God who teaches his lessons by inflicting fatal illnesses?
You're an idiot.
And once the house chores have been done she has to sit down and be bored. No physical sports, no thinking and no sitting in the sun. Just silent prayer in the kitchen, which is the domain of the woman.[/sarcasm]
That's kind of weird, because my extremely Catholic great-grandmother, who had seven kids and never worked a day in her life, died of breast cancer.
Any god that gives cancer to anyone for breaking a routine is not the god for me. It is abundantly clear that my moral standards are far superior to your god's moral standards. But, regardless of that, die in a fire longwaybacksheep.
Besides, why do you associate anybody who does exercise with sun-worshipers? moreover, the same study says that the incidence of breast cancer is the inferior in this same case. Don´t pick and choose.
Except science does not concern itself with your inane, early-centuries CE ramblings, or with the will of your psychopathic, hypocritical sky man.
It is God Who gives you cancer.
Well, I can tell you, that's horseshit; my ma was a stay-at-home mother, cooked & cleaned, never jogged or did pilates in her life, never had an abortion, is active in her church, and she got breast cancer.
You are a stupid, deluded fuck as bad as psychic healers. You hawk a loogie in the face of reality and truth to persue a completely fucktarded avenue of so-called thought by attributing natural occurring sickness to whether or not they were virtuous in the eyes of your imaginary friend. Cancer does not obey your stupid rules, people still get sick and die from cancer regardless. You are a disgusting piece of shit and hope you die in the worst way.
Well isn't that odd?
You're missing the point.
I guess god forgot to bless Beverly Murch, wife of uberfundie Bruce Murch of the Full Quiver Mission, who battled uterine cancer.......Beverly was certainly the model of christly female behaviour - I do believe she had about 11 or so children.....what was god thinking????http://www.fullquivermission.com/Bev-Update.php
I am a nurse. I have taken care of thousands of women, many with breast cancer. Whether they exercised or not, whether they had children or not seemed to have no influence on whether they got cancer or not. I would love to replace Taxol with rosaries. But tell which rosaries are most effective: Episcopal or Catholic? A Phase 1 study might be in order . . .
My Jesus Freak aunt, who was a stay at home mother of five kids and went to church every freakin' week, died of breast cancer, you fucktard.
So then... my aunt? A devout Christian and homemaker all her life, who had 14 (yeah, FOURTEEN) kids, was married to a deacon of the church, went to church seven days a week, for over 50 years, until she was too sick to walk, personally headed the committee to raise funds to build her town's church, and as a Catholic, prayed the Rosary EVERY DAY, she died of breast cancer because...? Why was that?
Fuck that is the dumbest thing ever. My mother got breast cancer, bared 2 children, did things write. Went to church. Funny she no longer goes to church and she is cancer free. thank "god" for doctors! idiot!
A woman who keeps house, and bears the children God gives her as a gift, and prays the Rosary - no abortions and no pills...
See, I'm on the cross country team.
Than why is it the one Christian women I knew who went to church regularly, always obeyed gods word, stayed at home with her children, did all of the house work, and obeyed her husband died of cancer?
Idiot, you think that you can avoid cancer simply by worshipping god? You're out of your mind. You're not going to live to be extremely old, perfectly healthy, because you are Christian.
...Every time I read or hear someone say that God gives people horrible and painful diseases, I can't hate these people. I pity them.
On that note: The Stepford Wives was not an instruction manual.
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