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Quote# 19027

[Criticizing Rapture Ready for being a tool of Satan]

How does gambling, playing occult computer games, keeping silent while Jesus Christ is blasphemed, listening to rock music, defending President Bush's occult affiliations, drinking alcohol, participating in coarse, unclean conversation and unholy jesting and engaging in all kinds of worldliness make a Christian "rapture ready"? It doesn't.

Todd Strandberg's Rapture Ready Ready Message Board, which consistently conditions Christians to partake of these and other sins, has an agenda to make it certain that Christians are not rapture ready. Their stated agenda is the opposite of their actual purpose as evidenced by their message board content. Much worldly and anti-Christian content is backed or ignored by the administration. Either way, the kingdom of God is being undermined, rather than advanced through the individuals who run this message board.

Relativism is the theme of the Rapture Ready Message Board: how a Christian feels while he is participating in behavior that violates biblical principles determines whether it is right or wrong. If he feels comfortable gambling, then he may gamble. If he feels comfortable drinking, then he may drink, if he feels comfortable playing occult computer games or typically sinful movies then he indulges, etc. As long as things don't get out of hand, conforming-to-the-world is promoted as being harmless and rather enjoyable. This is called giving place to the devil, and the Rapture Ready administrators and backers offer plenty of rationalizations to "help" the Christian justify getting off and staying off the narrow way that leads to life.

(site administrator), libertytothecaptives 30 Comments [1/6/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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#134259
Tiny Bulcher

And what in the name of the wide wide world of sports are you a-doing of here in the sink of worldliness that is The Internet? Get thee to a nunnery, go!

1/7/2007 4:15:05 PM

#134285
Jezebel's Evil Sister

Staying ON \"the narrow way that leads to life\" is one sure way to guarantee you'll waste the one life you do have.

1/7/2007 4:52:14 PM

#134321
Adrian

Still using a computer award.

1/7/2007 6:23:26 PM

#134334
Drakeal

I was ready to read this whole thing until I got to the part about rock music. Then I just threw it out as more retarded trash.

1/7/2007 6:57:10 PM

#134363
RI

Man, when the Rapture Ready Message Board crowd ain't hardcore fundie enough for you, you know you've pegged the damned meter.

1/7/2007 9:09:57 PM

#134383
Old Viking

Translation, please.

1/7/2007 9:35:04 PM

#134424
Man Called True

Old Viking: Here is the translation, simplified:

\"I'm a better Christian than they are because I do nothing even remotely fun! They'll all burn in hell because they don't think this world is pure evil! Bwah hah hah!\"

And you owe me a drink for slogging through that crap to translate it.

1/7/2007 10:24:20 PM

#134425
Hollio

This person really needs to shut up, he's starting to make the people on Rapture Ready sound sane.

1/7/2007 10:26:15 PM

#134432
John

I'll give him the blaspheming Christ part, but where does the Bible forbid gambling, playing occult computer games, listening to rock music, defending President Bush's occult affiliations (WTF?), drinking alcohol, participating in coarse, unclean conversation and unholy jesting and engaging in all kinds of worldliness? Is this yet another fundie reading from his Pull-It-Out-of-Your-Ass Version of the Bible?

1/7/2007 10:33:53 PM

#134467
szenah

These people break the fundie meter, all right.

1/8/2007 12:11:38 AM

#134481
David D.G.

Whoa. Now this guy is a fundie's fundie!


~David D.G.

1/8/2007 1:12:45 AM

#134484
anevilmeme

\"...defending President Bush's occult affiliations...\"

I stopped reading at this point.

1/8/2007 1:18:25 AM

#134494
FishyFred

\"drinking alcohol\"

If everyone else gets raptured and you don't, you might rethink this one.

1/8/2007 1:32:50 AM

#134507
Old Viking

Man Called True: 'twould be my pleasure.

1/8/2007 1:53:25 AM

#134511
Berny

This kind of reminds of a radio talk show I was listening to, several years ago, where these two idiots started arguing about reincarnation. One believed that we reincarnated into any lifeforms, including animals, and the other argued we only reincarnated as humans. They got pretty vocal about it.
I simply thought they were both fuckwits.

1/8/2007 1:57:58 AM

#134536
Julian

If I was a particularly sadistic God, I'd make sure he was the only person that got into heaven, and then play Rock music all day so he's in hell too.

1/8/2007 3:01:28 AM

#134598
Ed

Now we just need a site that thinks Teens-4-Christ's censorship policies aren't strict enough!

1/8/2007 5:05:02 AM

#134624
MK

It makes the fundie-meter needle spin past 10 and all the way back around again twice.

1/8/2007 5:40:55 AM

#134701
Matilde

Tinfoil award for this idiots. They say nonsense they are unable to demonstrate and blame everybody except themselves. If they want isolate themselves, it´s their problem, but in Spain, where I´ve got 50% of my genes people say that, the ones who justifies itself, is pointing a finger too.

1/8/2007 9:41:35 AM

#134705
Redhunter

The obvious hilarity of this aside, I must say that I love the word, 'Worldliness'.

This is a word that somehow pegs doing anything not mentioned in the bible, as evil. Observing ancient cultures, learning about other myths besides christianity or visiting foreign lands and partaking in customs is equal to satan worshipping.

If it's fun or interesting it's evil, because those things are NOT found in teh bibble.

1/8/2007 9:52:50 AM

#134727
Puistokemisti

Isn't this already somewhere on the site?
I'm pretty sure.
Oh well, enjoyable lunacy anyway.

1/8/2007 11:37:06 AM

#134750
Maevrim

\"...defending President Bush's occult affiliations...\"

I'm too curious for my own good sometimes...anyone have any guesses?

1/8/2007 1:46:24 PM

#134761
hairband

\"...defending President Bush's occult affiliations...\"

I'm too curious for my own good sometimes...anyone have any guesses?


I thought it was his Skull and Bones membership, but I thought they were part of the Zionist conspiracy. Perhaps he's a Freemason? I think they're Occultists.

1/8/2007 2:11:02 PM

#134790
MK

I'm pretty sure it's a reference to Skull and Bones, whose name alone sounds Occultish.

1/8/2007 3:02:34 PM

#134890
ABeastOfPrey

Bible-thumping the Bible-thumpers. This can only lead to an all-out fundie flame war, with the end result being the emergence of an Alpha Fundie, who's so uptight and Chris-chun that his/her rear end has literally imploded from all the tightassedness.

1/8/2007 5:02:50 PM
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