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#134259
Tiny Bulcher
And what in the name of the wide wide world of sports are you a-doing of here in the sink of worldliness that is The Internet? Get thee to a nunnery, go!
1/7/2007 4:15:05 PM
#134285
Jezebel's Evil Sister
Staying ON \"the narrow way that leads to life\" is one sure way to guarantee you'll waste the one life you do have.
1/7/2007 4:52:14 PM
#134321
Adrian
Still using a computer award.
1/7/2007 6:23:26 PM
#134334
Drakeal
I was ready to read this whole thing until I got to the part about rock music. Then I just threw it out as more retarded trash.
1/7/2007 6:57:10 PM
#134363
RI
Man, when the Rapture Ready Message Board crowd ain't hardcore fundie enough for you, you know you've pegged the damned meter.
1/7/2007 9:09:57 PM
#134383
Old Viking
Translation, please.
1/7/2007 9:35:04 PM
#134424
Man Called True
Old Viking: Here is the translation, simplified:
\"I'm a better Christian than they are because I do nothing even remotely fun! They'll all burn in hell because they don't think this world is pure evil! Bwah hah hah!\"
And you owe me a drink for slogging through that crap to translate it.
1/7/2007 10:24:20 PM
#134425
Hollio
This person really needs to shut up, he's starting to make the people on Rapture Ready sound sane.
1/7/2007 10:26:15 PM
#134432
John
I'll give him the blaspheming Christ part, but where does the Bible forbid gambling, playing occult computer games, listening to rock music, defending President Bush's occult affiliations (WTF?), drinking alcohol, participating in coarse, unclean conversation and unholy jesting and engaging in all kinds of worldliness? Is this yet another fundie reading from his Pull-It-Out-of-Your-Ass Version of the Bible?
1/7/2007 10:33:53 PM
#134467
szenah
These people break the fundie meter, all right.
1/8/2007 12:11:38 AM
#134481
David D.G.
Whoa. Now this guy is a fundie's fundie!
~David D.G.
1/8/2007 1:12:45 AM
#134484
anevilmeme
\"...defending President Bush's occult affiliations...\"
I stopped reading at this point.
1/8/2007 1:18:25 AM
#134494
FishyFred
\"drinking alcohol\"
If everyone else gets raptured and you don't, you might rethink this one.
1/8/2007 1:32:50 AM
#134507
Old Viking
Man Called True: 'twould be my pleasure.
1/8/2007 1:53:25 AM
#134511
Berny
This kind of reminds of a radio talk show I was listening to, several years ago, where these two idiots started arguing about reincarnation. One believed that we reincarnated into any lifeforms, including animals, and the other argued we only reincarnated as humans. They got pretty vocal about it.
I simply thought they were both fuckwits.
1/8/2007 1:57:58 AM
#134536
Julian
If I was a particularly sadistic God, I'd make sure he was the only person that got into heaven, and then play Rock music all day so he's in hell too.
1/8/2007 3:01:28 AM
#134598
Ed
Now we just need a site that thinks Teens-4-Christ's censorship policies aren't strict enough!
1/8/2007 5:05:02 AM
#134624
MK
It makes the fundie-meter needle spin past 10 and all the way back around again twice.
1/8/2007 5:40:55 AM
#134701
Matilde
Tinfoil award for this idiots. They say nonsense they are unable to demonstrate and blame everybody except themselves. If they want isolate themselves, it´s their problem, but in Spain, where I´ve got 50% of my genes people say that, the ones who justifies itself, is pointing a finger too.
1/8/2007 9:41:35 AM
#134705
Redhunter
The obvious hilarity of this aside, I must say that I love the word, 'Worldliness'.
This is a word that somehow pegs doing anything not mentioned in the bible, as evil. Observing ancient cultures, learning about other myths besides christianity or visiting foreign lands and partaking in customs is equal to satan worshipping.
If it's fun or interesting it's evil, because those things are NOT found in teh bibble.
1/8/2007 9:52:50 AM
#134727
Puistokemisti
Isn't this already somewhere on the site?
I'm pretty sure.
Oh well, enjoyable lunacy anyway.
1/8/2007 11:37:06 AM
#134750
Maevrim
\"...defending President Bush's occult affiliations...\"
I'm too curious for my own good sometimes...anyone have any guesses?
1/8/2007 1:46:24 PM
#134761
hairband
\"...defending President Bush's occult affiliations...\"
I'm too curious for my own good sometimes...anyone have any guesses?
I thought it was his Skull and Bones membership, but I thought they were part of the Zionist conspiracy. Perhaps he's a Freemason? I think they're Occultists.
1/8/2007 2:11:02 PM
#134790
MK
I'm pretty sure it's a reference to Skull and Bones, whose name alone sounds Occultish.
1/8/2007 3:02:34 PM
#134890
ABeastOfPrey
Bible-thumping the Bible-thumpers. This can only lead to an all-out fundie flame war, with the end result being the emergence of an Alpha Fundie, who's so uptight and Chris-chun that his/her rear end has literally imploded from all the tightassedness.
1/8/2007 5:02:50 PM
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