Some UFO's could be experimental government owned aircraft. Some could be regular aircraft or natural phenomena. But not in many cases, like my wife's story. I believe my wife saw a demonic manifestation or a real ship being flown by demons.
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Wow that was a game of telephones wasn't it!Honey I have to tell you something
Husband: Hurry up, 700 clubs's about to start.
Wife: Well you know how I've been terribly dissatisfied with your being a prude with no sexual desires - well I was walking by the road and a strange vehicle had broken down and it was full of illegal aliens. Well something came over me and I was possessed by lustful desire and I dropped my panties, put my hands on the fence and let them all sodomise me.
Next day at the pub, it was a flying saucer, aliens and anal probes.
"Some UFO's could be experimental government owned aircraft."
Uh, yeah, sure, why not?
"Some could be regular aircraft or natural phenomena."
That seems to be the most likely explanation.
Coo-coo, coo-coo!
I'll admit that I believe the chances for intelligent life existing on other planets is probably pretty good. But I do not believe they have visited this planet. I do believe that there is a phenomenon commonly called 'UFO's', but I believe the vast majority of claims are simply natural phenomenon. But some cases do seem to go against any natural causes. These, I believe, are things created here on earth, by humans, for some as of yet unknown reason. There's nothing supernatural or paranormal about it at all. And your wife's story? It means she's tired of your shit and wants a divorce.
> Some UFO's could be experimental government owned aircraft. Perfectly reasonable.
> Some could be regular aircraft or natural phenomena. Perfectly reasonable.
> But not in many cases, like my wife's story. I believe my wife saw a demonic manifestation or a real ship being flown by demons. Batshit insane.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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