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#147257
Old Viking
Don't worry about the language of heaven. Whatever it turns out to be, I'm sure people will speak to you
v-e-r-y s-l-o-w-l-y.
1/26/2007 9:35:11 PM
#147289
WritingIsMyReligion
Well Latin has no official set sentence structure--you could technically make it any old which-way. What kind of language is it?
1/26/2007 10:03:02 PM
#147315
Osiris
@Witty Name Here: Actually left handed people are considered to be evil by medivel Catholic doctrine because the Latin word for left is synonomous for sinister.
1/26/2007 10:56:12 PM
#147318
Your left hand is controlled by the right side of your brain; therefore only left handed people are in their right mind.
Signed, Southpaw
1/26/2007 11:06:49 PM
#147321
TM
They actually think Elizabethan English is spoken in heaven! WTF?
Besides, if they're so gung-ho about the King James Bible, shouldn't they think that people speak Jamesian English in heaven? Elizabeth had nothing to do with the KJV. Dumbasses.
1/26/2007 11:11:59 PM
#147325
[url=http://bentmywookie.blogspot.com/]Jacob[/url]
Eyeroll.
1/26/2007 11:18:01 PM
#147330
Nic
It's not backwards to the people who read it, jackass!
1/26/2007 11:42:48 PM
#147352
John
The KJV-only people seem to believe that the KJV was the last and best of God's word to mankind. It's like Islam, but with the KJV translators replacing Mohammed as the prophet. In effect, they believe that the KJV is always right, and if the original Hebrew and Greek disagree with it, they're wrong. It's a new and bizarre form of Christianity, and one I suspect is particular to a small sect of U.S. southern Baptists.
1/27/2007 12:32:39 AM
#147399
never been there
You really have to read the original post. An argument that's not so much circular as like a very small round dot. On and on and on.
1/27/2007 2:51:22 AM
#147445
The Jamo
Hey, read it any way you like. It still won't make any more sense than it does now.
1/27/2007 4:31:12 AM
#147550
Adrian
How much of an ass can this Don(s)key be?
(Sorry, I couldn't resist ^^)
1/27/2007 9:35:10 AM
#147561
ABeastOfPrey
Technically, Hebrew is older than English, so which one is backwards now?
1/27/2007 10:31:25 AM
#147678
UberLutheran
What a jaw-droppingly, mind-numbingly STUPID post!
And Christians wonder why I tend to prefer the company of freethinkers, agnostics and atheists.
1/27/2007 6:23:40 PM
#147739
ND
When I leave my garage I drive out BACKWARDS. How negative!
1/27/2007 8:49:15 PM
#147743
Toga
Let's just forget that the Bible was originally writeen in Hebrew, not English. And if he bible was written in a \"negative\" manner that must mean that the Bible is \"negative.\"
OR
The Hebrew tongue was common in that time where the Bible was written, therefore English is backwards from the perspective of the original Bible. Therefore, ENGLISH is evil and the KJV is the \"negative\" interpretation!
1/27/2007 8:57:20 PM
#147826
Walnut
Well, by that logic, English, as well all other languages read left to right, isn't the language of Heaven either. Oops on you.
1/28/2007 2:44:07 AM
#148311
cheapthrills
This is a prime example of backwards thinking.
1/28/2007 7:44:07 PM
#148317
Raggy
This is completely stupid on so many levels. I am appalled.
1/28/2007 7:47:05 PM
#148419
Beccs
Spreading more hate?
1/28/2007 11:17:52 PM
#148646
Redhunter
Ignorant and angry: The fundie way.
1/29/2007 7:23:57 AM
#319669
Giga Guess
*Blink, blink*
Say what?
10/26/2007 3:53:10 PM
#319670
Flatworm
For those who think Hebrew is the language of heaven lets search the scriptures and see what they say
I can't. I don't read Hebrew.
10/26/2007 3:54:24 PM
#319675
Ambrielle
Listen donkey, you are a little anglo-centric aren't you?
10/26/2007 4:01:37 PM
#319682
Caustic Gnostic
Now anything backwards is always a negative thing, and not a positive.
Donkey attempting to regress into the dark ages, is not good.
10/26/2007 4:29:35 PM
#322252
Brian X
I think it safe to say that if someone tried to explain the concept of "boustrophedon" to this guy, his brain would explode.
10/29/2007 1:13:27 PM
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