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A Christian is by definition, a follower of Christ. Christ never preached evolution.

BibleReader1611, CreationTalk 33 Comments [1/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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#163145
Nitron

Christ never preached gravity.

2/17/2007 11:10:57 PM
#163208
Niali

Christ never preached about a lot of things that turn out to be fact anyway.

2/18/2007 2:21:51 AM
#163250
David D.G.

Nobody else \"preaches\" evolution either. It's called \"education.\"


~David D.G.

2/18/2007 3:36:15 AM
#163744
Blue Lithium

Ah, another one who still thinks that it's 1611.

2/18/2007 3:56:49 PM
#163753
Pandus

So Christ was stupid, who cares?

2/18/2007 4:00:20 PM
#396279
Alethe

He never preached the Internet either, so what are you doing on CreationTalk?

2/2/2008 4:27:38 AM
#396290
Tempus

He didn't talk about electricity or biochemistry. He didn't talk about China or Brazil. He didn't talk about wombats and platypi and skyscrapers, either.

Yet those things exist.

You aren't making a very good argument against common descent with modification.

2/2/2008 4:52:48 AM
#396291
Whisper

He never preached intolerance, close mindedness or stupidity either.

2/2/2008 4:56:04 AM
#397416
deathbird

He never preached using the Internet, either, so go away.

2/3/2008 3:45:12 PM
#397424
Flatworm

To my knowledge, Christ never preached indoor plumbing either.

2/3/2008 3:55:24 PM
#397451
Hawker Hurricane

He never preached against it, either. Nor did he preach against homosexuality, drinking wine, the New England Patriots, or communism.
He did preach against prayer in public, and making money in church...

2/3/2008 4:32:57 PM
#397490
Freboy

Hawker Hurricane ftw.

2/3/2008 5:16:57 PM
#397525
Quantum Mechanic

Christ never diagonalized a matrix, either.
So what?

2/3/2008 5:50:13 PM
#397527
Pat Robertson

"He did preach against prayer in public, and making money in church."

Oh shit ...

2/3/2008 5:51:01 PM
#397529
TerriblyAmused

Pat Robertson (the real one): PWNED.

2/3/2008 5:51:35 PM
#397530
Zane

You know what? That's not even the definition of Christianity.

2/3/2008 5:52:15 PM
#407994


He also never used a computer.

2/15/2008 10:50:49 PM
#408245
Mandy

Might as well give up on education, then, apart from learning Christ's teachings. This will result in ignorant people, but perhaps they will be nicer than people who were also exposed to Paul's teachings and the Old Testament.

2/16/2008 10:40:48 AM
#408986
Nny

He also never preched against gays or the remarried.

2/18/2008 4:47:04 AM
#409062
anti-nonsense

Christ never preached about the Internet either, so you better gtfo the Internet.

2/18/2008 8:49:32 AM
#409108
Jack Bauer

Christ never preached BibleReader1611...

Go draw your own conclusion, asshat.

2/18/2008 11:53:08 AM
#409130
Heather

Christ never preached a whole lot of other things but that doesn't stop fundies from following some really weird ideas and doctrine.

2/18/2008 12:41:14 PM
#591118
Some_Dude AKA S-Michael AKA the1smjb

"Christ never preached evolution."

cut the man some slack--he lived 2000 years ago!

7/16/2008 8:23:01 PM
#1017194


So you never do or think anything that Christ didn't speak of? Do you believe in gravity? Or the internet?

9/3/2009 12:39:35 PM
#1203503
vaguelyhumanoid

Christ also never preached opposition to abortion, or to gay marriage.
Also, assuming the username is a King James reference, you're reading an incredibly biased, primitive, and unscholarly translation that doesn't know the difference between witches and poisoners.
FAIL.

9/6/2010 10:47:47 AM
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