A Christian is by definition, a follower of Christ. Christ never preached evolution.
[1/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Christ never preached gravity.
2/17/2007 11:10:57 PM
Christ never preached about a lot of things that turn out to be fact anyway.
2/18/2007 2:21:51 AM
Nobody else \"preaches\" evolution either. It's called \"education.\"
2/18/2007 3:36:15 AM
Ah, another one who still thinks that it's 1611.
2/18/2007 3:56:49 PM
So Christ was stupid, who cares?
2/18/2007 4:00:20 PM
He never preached the Internet either, so what are you doing on CreationTalk?
2/2/2008 4:27:38 AM
He didn't talk about electricity or biochemistry. He didn't talk about China or Brazil. He didn't talk about wombats and platypi and skyscrapers, either.
Yet those things exist.
You aren't making a very good argument against common descent with modification.
2/2/2008 4:52:48 AM
He never preached intolerance, close mindedness or stupidity either.
2/2/2008 4:56:04 AM
He never preached using the Internet, either, so go away.
2/3/2008 3:45:12 PM
To my knowledge, Christ never preached indoor plumbing either.
2/3/2008 3:55:24 PM
He never preached against it, either. Nor did he preach against homosexuality, drinking wine, the New England Patriots, or communism.
He did preach against prayer in public, and making money in church...
2/3/2008 4:32:57 PM
Hawker Hurricane ftw.
2/3/2008 5:16:57 PM
Christ never diagonalized a matrix, either.
2/3/2008 5:50:13 PM
"He did preach against prayer in public, and making money in church."
Oh shit ...
2/3/2008 5:51:01 PM
Pat Robertson (the real one): PWNED.
2/3/2008 5:51:35 PM
You know what? That's not even the definition of Christianity.
2/3/2008 5:52:15 PM
He also never used a computer.
2/15/2008 10:50:49 PM
Might as well give up on education, then, apart from learning Christ's teachings. This will result in ignorant people, but perhaps they will be nicer than people who were also exposed to Paul's teachings and the Old Testament.
2/16/2008 10:40:48 AM
He also never preched against gays or the remarried.
2/18/2008 4:47:04 AM
Christ never preached about the Internet either, so you better gtfo the Internet.
2/18/2008 8:49:32 AM
Christ never preached BibleReader1611...
Go draw your own conclusion, asshat.
2/18/2008 11:53:08 AM
Christ never preached a whole lot of other things but that doesn't stop fundies from following some really weird ideas and doctrine.
2/18/2008 12:41:14 PM
Some_Dude AKA S-Michael AKA the1smjb
"Christ never preached evolution."
cut the man some slack--he lived 2000 years ago!
7/16/2008 8:23:01 PM
So you never do or think anything that Christ didn't speak of? Do you believe in gravity? Or the internet?
9/3/2009 12:39:35 PM
Christ also never preached opposition to abortion, or to gay marriage.
Also, assuming the username is a King James reference, you're reading an incredibly biased, primitive, and unscholarly translation that doesn't know the difference between witches and poisoners.
9/6/2010 10:47:47 AM