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I also believe he will be our last prez., before the rapture. I have allready had dream's of a state of emergency in this country and in that dream, it started in Florida. Our constitution was gone. Lot's of civil unrest, with all our right's gone. It was just a dream, but it a cured many times and felt so real. Edit to add, it was the EU army in Florida. I live in Montana.

Hi Hopes, Rapture Ready 23 Comments [1/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Mrdie

Just a year to go, and we can laugh at this person.

5/17/2007 8:50:56 AM

ninjacat

Because everything starts in Florida, doesn't it?


5/17/2007 10:04:51 AM

szenah

it started in Florida. Our constitution was gone. Lot's of civil unrest, with all our right's gone.


Sounds like the Bush administration all right, but I thought fundies adored him.

5/17/2007 10:10:04 AM

Ambrielle

\"a cured\"?
\"the EU army in Florida\"?
Why does the European Union have a base there?

5/17/2007 10:13:13 AM

malicious bloke

\"the EU army in Florida\"

Someone should explain to him that the USA is a member of NATO

5/17/2007 10:15:33 AM

Laurel

Dream, my ass, that was the USAPATRIOT Act.

5/17/2007 10:49:16 AM



Man if he's our last president before the world ends, talk about a shitty way to end...

2/15/2008 11:13:02 PM

Sanity

157 days left untill the rapture. As soon as the elections are over, someonse should go rub this in his face.

5/31/2008 5:30:26 PM

DarkfireTaimatsu

Please learn how to make plurals. Hint: You do not use apostrophes to make them.

5/31/2008 7:02:31 PM

Freboy

I am utterly amazed as to how people can see anyone but BUSH as the great threat to the constitution.

And the EU does not have a union army.

5/31/2008 7:59:19 PM

God

Goddammit, I gave that guy a RECURRING DREAM! ABOUT THE END TIMES!! WHAT MORE DO YOU PEOPLE WANT?!

...why does nobody listen to me? :-(

5/31/2008 8:22:41 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Tell me this guy didn't actually mean "occurred" by "a cured". Please. Nobody in a first world country with internet access has any excuse to write that badly.

5/31/2008 9:38:00 PM

Guy from Europe

We've got an army?

3/29/2010 2:32:01 PM

Elia

1. It was a dream. They usually aren't prophetic, much less a reliable source of foresight.

2. Considering dreams are often the mind acting out suppressed desires and such, you sure it's not just your brain having a little fun at the midnight theatre?

3. The EU doesn't have an army.

4. If the EU did, why the fuck would they start in Florida?

3/29/2010 2:52:08 PM

Swede

Maybe s/he means the UN troops?

And also, fail on the last president being the one in 2003... Constitution still there, most of the civil rights are still there (Dubya's puppet masters tried to strip you of some, but I don't think they were that successful.)

If I dwell too much on something during the day, it tend to also pop up in my dreams. That was probably what happened here. Get on with your life, try to make your fellow humans happy and content. Rapture or death will occur when you least expect it, better make the most of your life until then, right?

3/31/2010 11:39:00 AM

Philbert McAdamia

It a cured?

Hahahahahaha. Ya just can't make this shit up.

3/31/2010 12:08:58 PM

Jorma

Funny thing. I was reading random quotes and thought this would be about Obama

4/27/2011 3:19:02 PM

Quantum Mechanic

It's May 18, 2011.


HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

5/18/2011 10:49:39 AM

Justanotheratheist

Daffy Duck will be elected president before the rapture happens.

With Scooby-Doo as vice president.

5/19/2011 3:26:19 AM

Azathoth's Puppy

[...] dream's
[...] right's [...]

LURN2APOSTROPHE

dream's - the dreams are possessive. "State of Emergency," your subject, is NOT owned by dreams. Likewise with 'right's' [sic] - "gone" is a damn verb.

You're looking for the plural.

PLURAL DOES NOT APOSTROPHE.

5/19/2011 7:46:24 AM

Anon-e-moose

"I also believe he will be our last prez., before the rapture."

'Believe'. 'Before'. Come one second after midnight 21st May 2011 - this weekend, no less - you're going to be eating a universe-sized piece of Humble Pie, as - post bin Lardarse's elimination - Obama all but waltzes into that second term.

Then your 'dream' will turn into your ultimate nightmare.

"the EU army in Florida"

Look, I know there were UK personnel amongst that elite US team of field operatives ('N.E.S.T.') who - along with their Autobot allies - went toe-to-footpad/claw against any & all remaining Decepticons on Earth, but trust me, Hi Hopes: The film "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" is not a documentary.

...but you will see - in a potential future conflict - US M1 Abrams tanks, side-by-side with British Challenger IIs, French Leclercs, Israeli Merkavas, and no less than German Bundeswehr Leopard IIs; nay, USAF F-22s flying alongside RAF Eurofighter Typhoons, French Dassault Rafales, and German Luftwaffe Typhoons & even MiG-29s (inherited from East Germany). To say nothing of the MiGs & Sukhois of the former Warsaw Pact Poland, Czech Republic etc. All part of NATO.

...meanwhile, enjoy getting sucked off by your J-man this coming Saturday. Or, one second after midnight of the 21st, not.

>:D

5/19/2011 8:59:05 AM

Charon

Brilliant use of apostrophes, you fucktard.

6/17/2011 5:54:47 AM

Tempus

Hi, it's 2011.

SPOILER ALERT: THE WORLD DID NOT END.

6/17/2011 11:00:39 AM
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