Once the Sociialists indoctrinate our youth with the vile lie of evoloution, our freedoms are next. Gun grabbing, Darwinism, porn, it's all part of the same thing, meant to weaken our Constitutional society.
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But you know what the REAL problem with evolution, gun control, Darwinism and porn is, right?
They all lead to dancing.
... so being allowed porn, guns, and ... ... darwinism???
is a LOSS of freedoms compared to not having them?
Freedom is slavery, anyone?
Once you explain what sociialists are and what is the connection between porn, a scientific theory and the right to be protected from being shot, you´ll be smart enough to explain to us in which way the Constitution is in danger.
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Holy shit, that's one of the funniest non-fundie comments posted on FSTDT in a long time!
Lovely. Just lovely. Another pigshit-ignorant american babbling incoherently about non-existent socialists trying to destroy the "american way of life" while his capitalist overseers (whose boots he'll gladly lick any day of the week) systematically dismantle that very "way of life."
And if he bothers to complain about his bosses at all, it only to call them "socialists" or "communists."
You posted it on the internet, you fucknozzle. That means you're sitting on your ass in front of the greatest dictionary in human existence. You have the goddamned library of congress at your fucking fingertips! The least you can do is check out the DEFINITIONS of the words that you type.
Its because of total fucking morons like you that I'm on blood pressure medication.
But you know what the REAL problem with evolution, gun control, Darwinism and porn is, right?
They all lead to dancing.
Dancing to JAZZ, no less.
Gun grabbing, Darwinism, porn, it's all part of the same thing, meant to weaken our Constitutional society
Yeah, then next thing you know we'll all have to drive Volvos, our radios will be permanently tuned to NPR and you won't be able to buy a cup of coffee anymore unless it's a latte or a capuchino. Damn socialists!
Where in your constitution did it say you have to be a puritanical, superstitious, ignorant, gun weilding mob subject to moral panics?
I mean I know you guys are frightfully good at it, but really...
Okay, it's not stated all that clearly here, so I can understand a few people's confusion, but he is AGAINST gun control (i.e., "gun grabbing"), not in favor of it, as well as against porn and evolution. That fits the usual fundie profile better.
He's welcome to his position, I guess, but at least one of these he doesn't really have a choice about. Guns and porn can be favored or abhorred, but evolution simply IS. It isn't part of any political agenda, any more than germs as agents of disease; it's just a fact.
~David D.G.
Because we all know that Moses wrote in the right to bear arms in Leviticus. or was that the right to arm bears.
I'm always confusing the two.
It's the right to bear arms. Of course, first you have to convince the bear that you are entitled to his arms, which can lead to bears acquiring firepower to protect their limbs....
I must really confuse the average Freeper's worldview, being a gun-owning (including Evil Black Rifle), concealed carry permit-holding, atheist Darwinist who earnestly wishes that both major parties would actually respect the Constitution for a change.
I am also confused being an avid gun owner, porn collector, evolution believing, etc. atheist. I suppose Liberterians are out to take his guns. Ha...ha...ha...
I agree that taking guns limits freedom, and not even in a legitimite way, but letting other people look at porn does not take ANYONE'S freedom away, nor does letting anyone read up on science.
Since you seem so simple minded, I will sum it up for ya.
Letting other people do stuff = Freedom
Not Letting other people do stuff = Not Freedom
It will destroy the very fabric of our White, Conservative, Christian, etc. Society! Only commies look at porn!
www.commujism.com
"Once the Sociialists indoctrinate our youth with the vile lie of evoloution, our freedoms are next. Gun grabbing, Darwinism, porn, it's all part of the same thing, meant to weaken our Constitutional society."
I think it is shown on a daily basis in every part of the country that GUNS weaken society.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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