You're new to the internet, aren't you?
1/8/2008 10:07:05 AM
Rule 34, Baby! And we LOVE IT!
1/8/2008 11:33:23 AM
still using kazaa?
get of my internet!
1/8/2008 1:41:27 PM
It makes me happy to know that this jackasses computer is probably teeming with more trojans than his mother has STDs..
Kazaa. Internet Downloads for people who just discovered the interwebz.
YOUR AN ASSHAT!! PRON DOES NOT EQUAL TEH RAPTURZ!!!
1/8/2008 2:03:06 PM
Wait, he was trying to use Kazaa to download an illegal copy of a film, and he's upset at the immorality of the other users?!
Funny, I don't remember seeing "Thou shalt not watch porn." on the list of commandments. (There is one about not stealing, though!)
1/8/2008 2:18:40 PM
"Thou shalt not fap to graven images"?
1/8/2008 3:21:52 PM
Who'da guessed that a search of "Greek" would locate porn sites? Maybe the Captain should search English, Swedish or just go straight to Golden Showers, and leave the porn alone.
1/8/2008 3:32:28 PM
Could be, though my bet is on it coming under "coveting thy neighbour's ass". Certainly I have found my neighbour to have a truly covetable ass!
(And when my wife sees this, my own ass will be history.)
1/8/2008 3:38:05 PM
All together now!
1/8/2008 4:07:20 PM
So...which saying will have greater value...Thou Shalt Not Kill, or Hell Hath no Fury? :p
1/8/2008 4:20:14 PM
Next time, use bittorrent. It's better. Kazaa sucks.
1/8/2008 4:47:05 PM
Gotta be a Poe. Anyone this shocked about a file-sharing program like Kazaa has gotta be a phony.
1/8/2008 4:49:17 PM
Kazaa nuked my computer. That's why I converted to Limewire. Praise Limewire!
1/8/2008 5:21:53 PM
My Name is Bung
Fortunately, there is an inspirational evangelical video designed to restore faith in Christ and the end of days, when all the righteous will drink from His Holy Grail. It is called 2 girls 1 cup, and I think it will bring you back to Jesus. God Bless.
1/8/2008 5:31:35 PM
What the fuck, Kazaa? Everyone uses mininova now!
1/8/2008 7:04:26 PM
@My Name is Bung
I laughed so hard I peed a little.
1/8/2008 8:07:16 PM
It's just sex. Also, illegal downloads are theft.
1/10/2008 4:23:00 AM
Wait 'til you get to X baby, it'll blow your mind.
1/10/2008 4:38:45 AM
So...how much of it did you watch?
5/19/2008 4:28:19 AM
Just because you don't know how to use an internet filter does not mean the rapture is coming.
5/19/2008 4:40:28 AM
If you ash me, I was board. I was pining away, going plane walnuts, just lumbering along when something sticks. Joist then I realized what a sap I was beam. I was stumped and did knot know what to do, until I got to the root of the problem; I saw porno. Son of a birch, it goes against my grain but I got wood. Now everything is oakay.
5/19/2008 6:14:24 AM
Rule 1: The internet is for porn.
Rule 2: Always.
Rule 3: See Rule 34.
Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it.
...Seriously, are you new?
5/19/2008 6:20:49 AM
Kazaa? who uses kazaa these days?
5/19/2008 6:33:56 AM
Mortos der Soulstealer
It was in 2003.
Still... Kazaa. Heh.
5/28/2008 12:48:37 PM
When he got to X, he fainted.
5/28/2008 3:23:40 PM