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I'm so angry right now. I was doing some searches for "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" on Kazaa, and all that kept coming up was porn! I'm so shocked that Kazaa actually swaps porn! Later on, I was board, so I just searched for "A" to see what would come up. Lo and behold, there's some rap and college papers, but the most stuff that pops up is porn! I search for "B", then "C", then "D" then "E", and for everyone one of those letters I searched for, porn was always the most stuff that came up. Crap like this makes me sick . You KNOW we're in the end times when stuff like this happens.

CaptainRoboT2, Rapture Ready 27 Comments [1/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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DarkfireTaimatsu

You're new to the internet, aren't you?

1/8/2008 10:07:05 AM

aaa

Rule 34, Baby! And we LOVE IT!

1/8/2008 11:33:23 AM

Beast

still using kazaa?


get of my internet!

1/8/2008 1:41:27 PM

Ranger Joe

It makes me happy to know that this jackasses computer is probably teeming with more trojans than his mother has STDs..

Kazaa. Internet Downloads for people who just discovered the interwebz.

Oh yeah....

YOUR AN ASSHAT!! PRON DOES NOT EQUAL TEH RAPTURZ!!!

1/8/2008 2:03:06 PM

David B.

Wait, he was trying to use Kazaa to download an illegal copy of a film, and he's upset at the immorality of the other users?!

Funny, I don't remember seeing "Thou shalt not watch porn." on the list of commandments. (There is one about not stealing, though!)

1/8/2008 2:18:40 PM

GigaGuess

@David B.

"Thou shalt not fap to graven images"?

1/8/2008 3:21:52 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Who'da guessed that a search of "Greek" would locate porn sites? Maybe the Captain should search English, Swedish or just go straight to Golden Showers, and leave the porn alone.

1/8/2008 3:32:28 PM

David B.

@GigaGuess:

Could be, though my bet is on it coming under "coveting thy neighbour's ass". Certainly I have found my neighbour to have a truly covetable ass!

[size=8](And when my wife sees this, my own ass will be history.)[/size]

1/8/2008 3:38:05 PM

Doctor Fishcake

All together now!

Thou...shalt...not...
[size=72]STEAL!!!!!!1[/size]

1/8/2008 4:07:20 PM

GigaGuess

@David B.

So...which saying will have greater value...Thou Shalt Not Kill, or Hell Hath no Fury? :p

1/8/2008 4:20:14 PM

anti-nonsense

Next time, use bittorrent. It's better. Kazaa sucks.

1/8/2008 4:47:05 PM

Jon

Gotta be a Poe. Anyone this shocked about a file-sharing program like Kazaa has gotta be a phony.

1/8/2008 4:49:17 PM

GigaGuess

@anti-nonsense

Kazaa nuked my computer. That's why I converted to Limewire. Praise Limewire!

1/8/2008 5:21:53 PM

My Name is Bung

Fortunately, there is an inspirational evangelical video designed to restore faith in Christ and the end of days, when all the righteous will drink from His Holy Grail. It is called 2 girls 1 cup, and I think it will bring you back to Jesus. God Bless.

1/8/2008 5:31:35 PM

Martha Jones

What the fuck, Kazaa? Everyone uses mininova now!

1/8/2008 7:04:26 PM

Droppo

@My Name is Bung

I laughed so hard I peed a little.

1/8/2008 8:07:16 PM

Lady Love

It's just sex. Also, illegal downloads are theft.

1/10/2008 4:23:00 AM

Tomby Stone

Wait 'til you get to X baby, it'll blow your mind.

1/10/2008 4:38:45 AM

clockworkgirl21

So...how much of it did you watch?

5/19/2008 4:28:19 AM

Feminazi

Just because you don't know how to use an internet filter does not mean the rapture is coming.

5/19/2008 4:40:28 AM

Philbert McAdamia

If you ash me, I was board. I was pining away, going plane walnuts, just lumbering along when something sticks. Joist then I realized what a sap I was beam. I was stumped and did knot know what to do, until I got to the root of the problem; I saw porno. Son of a birch, it goes against my grain but I got wood. Now everything is oakay.

5/19/2008 6:14:24 AM

Darkloid_Blues

Rule 1: The internet is for porn.
Rule 2: Always.
Rule 3: See Rule 34.
Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it.

...Seriously, are you new?

5/19/2008 6:20:49 AM

Viva

Kazaa? who uses kazaa these days?

5/19/2008 6:33:56 AM

Mortos der Soulstealer

It was in 2003.

Still... Kazaa. Heh.

5/28/2008 12:48:37 PM

Brenz

When he got to X, he fainted.

5/28/2008 3:23:40 PM
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