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I'm so angry right now. I was doing some searches for "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" on Kazaa, and all that kept coming up was porn! I'm so shocked that Kazaa actually swaps porn! Later on, I was board, so I just searched for "A" to see what would come up. Lo and behold, there's some rap and college papers, but the most stuff that pops up is porn! I search for "B", then "C", then "D" then "E", and for everyone one of those letters I searched for, porn was always the most stuff that came up. Crap like this makes me sick . You KNOW we're in the end times when stuff like this happens.

CaptainRoboT2, Rapture Ready 27 Comments [1/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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#377089
DarkfireTaimatsu

You're new to the internet, aren't you?

1/8/2008 10:07:05 AM

#377105
aaa

Rule 34, Baby! And we LOVE IT!

1/8/2008 11:33:23 AM

#377151
Beast

still using kazaa?


get of my internet!

1/8/2008 1:41:27 PM

#377158
Ranger Joe

It makes me happy to know that this jackasses computer is probably teeming with more trojans than his mother has STDs..

Kazaa. Internet Downloads for people who just discovered the interwebz.

Oh yeah....

YOUR AN ASSHAT!! PRON DOES NOT EQUAL TEH RAPTURZ!!!

1/8/2008 2:03:06 PM

#377161
David B.

Wait, he was trying to use Kazaa to download an illegal copy of a film, and he's upset at the immorality of the other users?!

Funny, I don't remember seeing "Thou shalt not watch porn." on the list of commandments. (There is one about not stealing, though!)

1/8/2008 2:18:40 PM

#377178
GigaGuess

@David B.

"Thou shalt not fap to graven images"?

1/8/2008 3:21:52 PM

#377181
Philbert McAdamia

Who'da guessed that a search of "Greek" would locate porn sites? Maybe the Captain should search English, Swedish or just go straight to Golden Showers, and leave the porn alone.

1/8/2008 3:32:28 PM

#377185
David B.

@GigaGuess:

Could be, though my bet is on it coming under "coveting thy neighbour's ass". Certainly I have found my neighbour to have a truly covetable ass!

(And when my wife sees this, my own ass will be history.)

1/8/2008 3:38:05 PM

#377191
Doctor Fishcake

All together now!

Thou...shalt...not...
STEAL!!!!!!1

1/8/2008 4:07:20 PM

#377194
GigaGuess

@David B.

So...which saying will have greater value...Thou Shalt Not Kill, or Hell Hath no Fury? :p

1/8/2008 4:20:14 PM

#377208
anti-nonsense

Next time, use bittorrent. It's better. Kazaa sucks.

1/8/2008 4:47:05 PM

#377209
Jon

Gotta be a Poe. Anyone this shocked about a file-sharing program like Kazaa has gotta be a phony.

1/8/2008 4:49:17 PM

#377227
GigaGuess

@anti-nonsense

Kazaa nuked my computer. That's why I converted to Limewire. Praise Limewire!

1/8/2008 5:21:53 PM

#377239
My Name is Bung

Fortunately, there is an inspirational evangelical video designed to restore faith in Christ and the end of days, when all the righteous will drink from His Holy Grail. It is called 2 girls 1 cup, and I think it will bring you back to Jesus. God Bless.

1/8/2008 5:31:35 PM

#377287
Martha Jones

What the fuck, Kazaa? Everyone uses mininova now!

1/8/2008 7:04:26 PM

#377299
Droppo

@My Name is Bung

I laughed so hard I peed a little.

1/8/2008 8:07:16 PM

#378226
Lady Love

It's just sex. Also, illegal downloads are theft.

1/10/2008 4:23:00 AM

#378236
Tomby Stone

Wait 'til you get to X baby, it'll blow your mind.

1/10/2008 4:38:45 AM

#506138
clockworkgirl21

So...how much of it did you watch?

5/19/2008 4:28:19 AM

#506155
Feminazi

Just because you don't know how to use an internet filter does not mean the rapture is coming.

5/19/2008 4:40:28 AM

#506218
Philbert McAdamia

If you ash me, I was board. I was pining away, going plane walnuts, just lumbering along when something sticks. Joist then I realized what a sap I was beam. I was stumped and did knot know what to do, until I got to the root of the problem; I saw porno. Son of a birch, it goes against my grain but I got wood. Now everything is oakay.

5/19/2008 6:14:24 AM

#506226
Darkloid_Blues

Rule 1: The internet is for porn.
Rule 2: Always.
Rule 3: See Rule 34.
Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it.

...Seriously, are you new?

5/19/2008 6:20:49 AM

#506243
Viva

Kazaa? who uses kazaa these days?

5/19/2008 6:33:56 AM

#518306
Mortos der Soulstealer

It was in 2003.

Still... Kazaa. Heh.

5/28/2008 12:48:37 PM

#518459
Brenz

When he got to X, he fainted.

5/28/2008 3:23:40 PM
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