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As for Mohammed, I'm not even going to start. Here's the math; one mohammed + pyote + cave= Answer: strange hallucinations, and a book

Rebuker of Hatred, POD Warrior Forum 12 Comments [1/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Zipperback

Peyote only grows in Mexico, Texas Arizona and some bordering areas. That means Mohammed discovered America!

11/19/2006 4:21:35 AM

HairlessMonkeyDK

\"Answer: strange hallucinations, and a book\"

Works well for the bible, too!

11/19/2006 6:53:12 AM

hairband

Just as I'm about to write a paper on the peyote hunt, this little gem comes along. Forget about spending tomorrow at the library; I'll just troll the POD Warrior Forum for all my research needs.

11/19/2006 12:48:55 PM



And as for Jesus, i'm not even going to start. Here's the math:

Mother supposedly impregnated by a spirit.
Crucifixion
A book. (or actually, a testament)

11/23/2006 1:46:55 PM

jiminybillybob

And as for Jesus, i'm not even going to start. Here's the math:

Mother supposedly impregnated by a spirit.
Crucifixion
A book. (or actually, a testament)

11/23/2006 1:47:05 PM

Ashe

Hmmm


40 days + desert + fasting = hallusciantions, book and blood thirsty religion

11/23/2006 1:55:23 PM

S

LOL! Have you read Revelation?

5/15/2008 2:03:49 PM

Jordan666

If they can hallucinate, why can't you?

5/23/2008 9:52:03 PM

Alethe

How about John of Patmos + shrooms + cave = Revelation?

5/25/2008 1:22:41 PM

David F Mayer

There is little doubt that Mohamed suffered from hallucinations. So did many, perhaps most, so-called "prophets".

When a person tells you that he has received a message from God, it is time to lock him up in a padded cell.

12/25/2012 4:19:25 PM

Justanotheratheist

Even my New! Improved! 2013 model irony meter is starting to make some odd noises.

12/25/2012 10:27:24 PM

Canadiest

I'd think it'd be a better book.

Maybe your Bible seems more interesting because its writters were trippin', burning bush is almost a dead giveaway.

12/27/2012 12:43:16 PM
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