[On a pornography store near a church] It would be such a shame if that store "accidentally" had a bunch of gas spilled on it, and then someone "accidentally" dropped a match or something.
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You'll notice churchs' are made mainly of flame retardant products. (Stone, hardwood, precious metals, iron)
And homes are full of comfy flammible products (curtains, blankets,softwoods,couches, cooking products)
And yet churchs' burn down all the time
The Knoxville, TN suburb of Powell is home to Crown College, an Independent Fundamental Baptist school.
If you head just a mile or so south on Clinton Highway from Crown College, you'll come to an adult bookstore. (Known at "Doc Johnson's Marital Aids" when I lived in the area.)
One day a few years, one of the fine students at Crown College decided he had enough of such a sleazy establishment being located near his school. So, he dressed in black, went up the road a piece (as the locals would say), went into the store, and pretty much put MamaCags plan into effect, with the caveat he informed the store employees exactly what he was doing and asked them to leave. (Presumably, "arson for Jesus" is just fine, "murder for Jesus" is not.)
If memory serves, he soon decided what he did was wrong, and turned himself in to the police.
So, yeah, this isn't hypothetical.
It's not a shame, it's a crime. It's called arson, and you can go to jail for it.
However, if someone set a church on fire I could be tempted to forget my principles and look the other way. (While nobody was in it, of course.)
since the porn shop is in a good christian town , absolutely no one will go in and buy something, so it will go broke and close.
I mean won't it ? or do some christians buy porn ? there must be a commandment about that.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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