"God's wrath is the scariest thing I can think of and the only way we can escape that is through Jesus Christ."
(*In background: Dvorak's "New World Symphony", a.k.a. the 'Hovis Advert Music' plays*):
(*munches*)
Mmmm, mmm, mm. (*gulp*)
Nom, nom, nom. That's some tasty bit o' scran, see thi' by 'eck, tha' knows!
...oh, and 'appen you'll find, ya daft ha'porth, if tha'd ever read yer bloody Bible, Romans 11:26-32 says that all Jews are going oop t' 'Eaven regardless of 'em being religious (Messianic 'Jews For Jesus') or no*, thus yer doctrine's gone all tits up like yer mutha slippin on a beef dripping sarnie!
Wazzock.
Y'know, it's been said o' us Yorkshiremen that - with our grasping & penny-pinchin' natures - we's that there lost '12th Tribe of Israel'. So tha's me all sorted, then, when I kick t'bucket! [/mega-smartarse]
*- (*continues eating*)
...Eeee, mutha?! tha's some reet gradely Kosher bacon y'put in these sarnies, and nay mistake! Just like tha' bacon yon Jewish fella Adam Richman eats on t' telly.
@rubber chicken
"I suggest that we perform an experiment to test your claim. You pray but don't eat or drink, for six months and I'll eat and drink but not pray for the same amount of time. We'll meet back here in Feb 2013 and compare notes. Deal ?"
I suggest that you click on the quote link. Trust me, it's better than Inverted here openly saying he's reneged on the deal.
Someone's not been paying their hosting fees!
Those three golden numbers: 4. 0. 4. >:D