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my church currently is expieriencing problems where there is demons running amuck in the basement no one has gone and kicked them out, or they said they kicked one out, but theres more then one we thought we finished the problem, then some kid in the daycare reported seeing some sort of thing and was crying

Gerrard Pedersen, POD Warrior Forum 18 Comments [1/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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szena

You're feeding daycare-aged kids this garbage about demons in the basement?

That should be considered child abuse.

10/14/2007 10:02:47 AM

Kitourahime

Were they 6-foot-tall demonic bunny rabbits, per chance?

6/7/2008 12:55:51 PM



If theres something strange in the neighborhood
WHo ya gonna call?
GHOST BUSTERS

7/1/2008 1:26:55 AM

Poe Expert (Done 316 Poe things)

@#600718

http://www.jlowman.com/Lowman/ghostbusters.jpg

7/1/2008 1:33:34 AM

Horsefeathers

They're called rats. Call an exterminator, not the Ghostbusters.

7/1/2008 2:19:16 AM

Mortok

Hey, if a toddler says there's demons, then it must be true!

7/1/2008 8:56:26 AM

Me again

Get a videocamera down there. If you can prove demons exist, just imagine how that will help make people believe in God!

7/1/2008 9:32:23 AM

Marcus

Dude, stop putting hallucinogenics in the water fountains!

7/1/2008 11:53:38 AM

Fatty

I think the pastor's got his "missing" daughter and their 7 kids down there.

7/1/2008 12:22:45 PM



Don't evict those demons yet, they just need a bit more time to pay!

5/12/2009 6:48:49 AM

szaleniec

You'll have to see if there are any local adventuring parties on the lookout for a quest.

5/12/2009 6:55:49 AM

Swedish Pagan

The demon seems to have stolen all your punctuation marks and all capital letters. I am out of breath from reading that, and it made no sense without pauses. 9 seconds of my life that I'll never get back...

5/12/2009 7:05:33 AM

Lilith

When daycare kids start reporting monsters in the basement, it's time to start looking for pedophiles among the child-carers.

5/12/2009 7:09:29 AM



And that happens in the house of the Lord(go figure somewhere else)

1/30/2011 11:07:01 AM

Canadiest

Let me be clear about this, pay attention.

Why the fuck would you belong to a church that can't banish demons, why would you even have a demon in a building that's continually blessed? Shit, you people think Atheists can't stand the power of church.

Your either praying to the wrong God or there's a radon, methane or some gas leak in your church

2/4/2011 12:06:14 PM

Swede

It seems the problem is lack of punctuation.
What is "amuck" or "theres"?

How come only Fundy loonies see these demons? We atheists never see any demons, only floorboards creaking or wind howling.

2/4/2011 2:16:58 PM

jas43

DEMONS!!!!!

BOOOOOOGGGGA BOOOOOGGGAAAA BOOO!!!!

2/4/2011 5:04:42 PM

Justanotheratheist

They're probably just rats.

Although I bet even they can write better English than you do.

2/5/2011 12:54:56 AM
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