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my church currently is expieriencing problems where there is demons running amuck in the basement no one has gone and kicked them out, or they said they kicked one out, but theres more then one we thought we finished the problem, then some kid in the daycare reported seeing some sort of thing and was crying

Gerrard Pedersen, POD Warrior Forum 18 Comments [1/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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#309817
szena

You're feeding daycare-aged kids this garbage about demons in the basement?

That should be considered child abuse.

10/14/2007 10:02:47 AM

#531931
Kitourahime

Were they 6-foot-tall demonic bunny rabbits, per chance?

6/7/2008 12:55:51 PM

#566844


If theres something strange in the neighborhood
WHo ya gonna call?
GHOST BUSTERS

7/1/2008 1:26:55 AM

#566855
Poe Expert (Done 316 Poe things)

@#600718

http://www.jlowman.com/Lowman/ghostbusters.jpg

7/1/2008 1:33:34 AM

#566899
Horsefeathers

They're called rats. Call an exterminator, not the Ghostbusters.

7/1/2008 2:19:16 AM

#567280
Mortok

Hey, if a toddler says there's demons, then it must be true!

7/1/2008 8:56:26 AM

#567318
Me again

Get a videocamera down there. If you can prove demons exist, just imagine how that will help make people believe in God!

7/1/2008 9:32:23 AM

#567468
Marcus

Dude, stop putting hallucinogenics in the water fountains!

7/1/2008 11:53:38 AM

#567512
Fatty

I think the pastor's got his "missing" daughter and their 7 kids down there.

7/1/2008 12:22:45 PM

#954254


Don't evict those demons yet, they just need a bit more time to pay!

5/12/2009 6:48:49 AM

#954259
szaleniec

You'll have to see if there are any local adventuring parties on the lookout for a quest.

5/12/2009 6:55:49 AM

#954264
Swedish Pagan

The demon seems to have stolen all your punctuation marks and all capital letters. I am out of breath from reading that, and it made no sense without pauses. 9 seconds of my life that I'll never get back...

5/12/2009 7:05:33 AM

#954265
Lilith

When daycare kids start reporting monsters in the basement, it's time to start looking for pedophiles among the child-carers.

5/12/2009 7:09:29 AM

#1250698


And that happens in the house of the Lord(go figure somewhere else)

1/30/2011 11:07:01 AM

#1252658
Canadiest

Let me be clear about this, pay attention.

Why the fuck would you belong to a church that can't banish demons, why would you even have a demon in a building that's continually blessed? Shit, you people think Atheists can't stand the power of church.

Your either praying to the wrong God or there's a radon, methane or some gas leak in your church

2/4/2011 12:06:14 PM

#1252700
Swede

It seems the problem is lack of punctuation.
What is "amuck" or "theres"?

How come only Fundy loonies see these demons? We atheists never see any demons, only floorboards creaking or wind howling.

2/4/2011 2:16:58 PM

#1252745
jas43

DEMONS!!!!!

BOOOOOOGGGGA BOOOOOGGGAAAA BOOO!!!!

2/4/2011 5:04:42 PM

#1252820
Justanotheratheist

They're probably just rats.

Although I bet even they can write better English than you do.

2/5/2011 12:54:56 AM
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