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Quote# 2119

Muslims worship Satan, they just haven't figured it out yet.

ready2go, Rapture Ready 16 Comments [1/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
WTF?! || meh


Yep, just keep saying stuff and eventually people will believe it. Like the worldwide flood, garden of eden.....

6/16/2006 11:44:49 AM

David D.G.

God is just Satan's pen name?

~David D.G.

6/16/2006 2:51:11 PM


But if America is the Great Satan, wouldn't they be a little more deferential, obsequious and even downright reverential?

6/16/2006 6:28:36 PM


No dipshit, they bow towards Mecca, not Murrika!

6/18/2006 6:56:21 AM


Nice job calling God satan

12/26/2006 2:04:29 PM


You've bee reading too much Narnia, bud.

1/24/2008 4:43:23 PM


I'm sure they say the same about you.

1/24/2008 4:44:49 PM


funny, they would say the same thing about you.

1/24/2008 5:09:00 PM


Christians worship Satan, they just haven't figured it out yet.

1/24/2008 7:31:49 PM

Lady Death

Does that mean that you worship satan too?

3/10/2008 4:08:30 AM


Yeh, that thing that Satan did convincing Abraham to cut his foreskin off was a real hoot.

3/10/2008 4:39:16 AM


@Zankou: at least C.S.Lewis thought it was honourable to do good in Satan's name...

4/9/2008 10:01:55 AM

Some Random Guy

Apparently, Jesus was a prophet of Satan then.

10/10/2008 12:03:35 PM

The Duelist

So Satanist are the ones going to Heaven? Oh, NOW I get it...

8/9/2010 3:44:38 PM


One more cretin who cannot grasp the fact that Allah and God are the same bloke.

Oh, the irony.

8/10/2010 3:09:40 AM

Muslims worship Satan, they just haven't figured it out yet.

But you, on the other hand, obviously have. Well done.

8/10/2010 3:23:32 AM