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[On Joseph Smith]How can a "true" prophet of the Lord compile works that contradict each other? I just posted a thread that did just that, i.e. compared several contradicting documents.

JimB, Rapture Ready 9 Comments [1/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh


at least ONE MAN wrote the mormon bible.

with the bible you have the fun of having over 12 authors with conflicting viewpoints and end up with a 2 part book which contradicts itself.

i can't agree with any religion but to say the least, mormonism is much less contradictory.

5/3/2007 12:36:03 AM

Brian X

Mmmm, I love the smell of irony in the morning. It smells like... hypocrisy.

5/3/2007 2:40:26 AM

The Duelist

You just described Christianity, Congratulations!

8/9/2010 3:42:17 PM

IrinAntiChrist aka Evil U Shun

And the Big Shiny Mirror award goes to...

8/10/2010 1:03:53 AM


Read the bible, Jim old buddy. That contradicts itself with such abandon that trying to make sense of it is like trying to unravel the aftermath of an explosion in a spaghetti factory.

8/10/2010 1:19:11 AM

Crimson Lizard

To be fair, Joseph Smith was full of shit. I've read the Doctrine and Covenants, and I especially liked the "revelation from God", addressed specifically to his wife Emma, that basically told her to shut up and let her husband do whatever he wanted.

5/11/2011 3:34:52 PM


"How can a "true" prophet of the Lord compile works that contradict each other?"

Kinda like the Bible, huh? Bible contradicts itself too, you know.

6/3/2013 12:02:10 AM

Dr. Shrinker

How can the rantings of a "true" prophet of the lord be revised repeatedly by mere mortal editors?

You did know that the works of Joseph Smith have been revised repeatedly by his followers, didn't you?

6/3/2013 6:18:34 AM


Because prophets are frauds?

6/3/2013 4:40:20 PM