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[On Joseph Smith]How can a "true" prophet of the Lord compile works that contradict each other? I just posted a thread that did just that, i.e. compared several contradicting documents.

JimB, Rapture Ready 9 Comments [1/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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at least ONE MAN wrote the mormon bible.

with the bible you have the fun of having over 12 authors with conflicting viewpoints and end up with a 2 part book which contradicts itself.

i can't agree with any religion but to say the least, mormonism is much less contradictory.

5/3/2007 12:36:03 AM

Brian X

Mmmm, I love the smell of irony in the morning. It smells like... hypocrisy.

5/3/2007 2:40:26 AM

The Duelist

You just described Christianity, Congratulations!

8/9/2010 3:42:17 PM

IrinAntiChrist aka Evil U Shun

And the Big Shiny Mirror award goes to...

8/10/2010 1:03:53 AM

Justanotheratheist

Read the bible, Jim old buddy. That contradicts itself with such abandon that trying to make sense of it is like trying to unravel the aftermath of an explosion in a spaghetti factory.

8/10/2010 1:19:11 AM

Crimson Lizard

To be fair, Joseph Smith was full of shit. I've read the Doctrine and Covenants, and I especially liked the "revelation from God", addressed specifically to his wife Emma, that basically told her to shut up and let her husband do whatever he wanted.

5/11/2011 3:34:52 PM

anothga

"How can a "true" prophet of the Lord compile works that contradict each other?"

Kinda like the Bible, huh? Bible contradicts itself too, you know.

6/3/2013 12:02:10 AM

Dr. Shrinker

How can the rantings of a "true" prophet of the lord be revised repeatedly by mere mortal editors?

You did know that the works of Joseph Smith have been revised repeatedly by his followers, didn't you?

6/3/2013 6:18:34 AM

Blarghonius

Because prophets are frauds?

6/3/2013 4:40:20 PM
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