Greet your new masters!
My vote is for imagination. A very very busy imagination. Joseph Smith wouldn't have known the real truth if it had jumped up and bit him in the posterior side.
[1/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
You mean the tush.
5/26/2007 8:15:58 PM
And yet, this individual likely thinks man was created from dirt.
5/26/2007 8:16:44 PM
I vote for imagination too. By its logic I can prove that God is an anthromorphic Jelly Donut with a magical Parasol that fights the evil forces of SPECTRE.
5/26/2007 8:56:59 PM
Excuse me Mr. Pot, there's a Mr. Kettle here to see you.
5/27/2007 1:20:04 AM
Some fairy tales are more equal than others, eh cheeezit?
5/27/2007 1:33:42 PM
But he did get to fuck a lot of teenage girls.
3/15/2015 7:28:15 AM
And Joseph Smith would have gotten no followers if they hadn't been first indoctrinated into Christianity.
3/18/2015 11:52:44 AM