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What more evidence do you need than the BIBLE?

fourgivn1, Rapture Ready 20 Comments [1/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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#43916
Redhunter

Well, something!

What more evidence to you need that a Lorax exists, then Dr. Suess' The Lorax?

6/16/2006 11:40:51 AM

#43959
David D.G.

How about ANY?


~David D.G.

6/16/2006 2:53:27 PM

#44036
Crosis

Evidence that the Bible is at all a reliable source would be a good start ... a bit tricky to find, though, given all the internally contradictory bits.

6/17/2006 3:10:02 AM

#124360
Adrian

What the hell?!? A book isn't proof!

12/20/2006 2:34:52 AM

#400987


Anything else.

2/7/2008 6:57:39 AM

#401035
King Duncan

I dunno, how about: Some. Or: Any.

2/7/2008 8:59:10 AM

#1018960
aaa

Lots of evidence.

9/9/2009 12:53:30 PM

#1018982
Dr. Shrinker

Speaking personally, if you are expecting me to live my life by its archaic rules, to accept it as an accurate account of human history and to forget what I know about science in favor of creationism, then you had better have a lot of evidence.

9/9/2009 1:46:08 PM

#1132413
anti-nonsense

The Bible is evidence that some people a few thousand years ago had overactive imaginations and didn't know shit about science.

3/14/2010 9:51:10 PM

#1132419
Nowonmai

Stolen Sumerian/Babylonian tales vs hard evidence? I ignore the bible. No contest.

3/14/2010 10:09:58 PM

#1132464
Swede

Several historical sources that corroborates the Bible.
How about some "forensic" evidence of the existence of gods? Fingerprints, cat scans, DNA profiles, retina scans, things like that.

3/15/2010 12:50:36 AM

#1132629
Canadiest

Any evidence. You've provided none. All the religious scholars over all this time can prove none of it. The cities and rulers mentioned don't count as many other cultures predating Abrahamic religions can also do this, and many of those cultures were never mentioned by the Bible.

Homer's ahead of all Biblical claims of lost cities as Troy has been (after long being considered a legend) located. It wouldn't surprise me a Soddom and Gammora or Jericho is found, and found to be earthquake victims

3/15/2010 9:00:21 AM

#1132636
caustic gnostic

@ Canadiest, Jericho is the oldest continually-inhabited city in the area. Bets are, it was there before Gawd scraped some dirt together for the Adam thing.

3/15/2010 9:35:52 AM

#1133505
Canadiest

Whoops? really, my dumb.

3/16/2010 1:22:21 PM

#1190137
The Duelist

Exactly! Now I know my therapist is wrong! WHEEEE!!!!

8/9/2010 3:29:31 PM

#1190305
Justanotheratheist

Evidence for what?

That countless trees have been murdered to print a zillion copies of a book which is even more useless than a telephone directory from 1921? I have more than evidence for that - Rapture Ready, for instance.

Other than that, the bible is evidence only for the almost depressing extent to which people can be deluded by meaningless crap.


8/10/2010 3:31:27 AM

#1190319


You either don't understand what "evidence" means, or you have never bothered to read and understand the Holey Babble. My money is on 'both'.

8/10/2010 3:52:05 AM

#1190477
Anon-e-moose

"What more evidence do you need than the BIBLE?"

That a bunch of Bronze Age goatfuckers had ideas above their stations? If that's all you want, fine.

But for the rest of us who live on Planet Reality, enquiring minds need to know, and all that jazz. It's the reason why you have the computers you have to spew your fundie bullshit, you know.

8/10/2010 8:28:31 AM

#1190591
The Duelist

None! That's why I'm getting a lobotomy this afternoon!

8/10/2010 12:10:06 PM

#1216994
Allegory for Jesus

Sane response: "Any for all matters that aren't specifically about the Bible"
Waffler response: "Well, some would be nice, but the Bible is a perfectly cromulent source for now"
Fundamentalist response: "None! And evidence that isn't supported by a literal reading of the Bible will be promptly disregarded!"

10/10/2010 8:01:04 PM
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