Brown is a coloring or a pigment. If you remove all the coloring that protects people from the sun, you will have white skin, blue eyes and either blond or red hair.
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And just like the bible, your statement is a manmade anomoly. In nature, there was a big-bang, in nature, there are brown people because of their locale and climate. And caucasian is a pigment too, moron. And what about hair colour, do you even know what causes it? You think red and blonde hair is some kind of default setting? lemme guess, you're a white man? Who'd a figured? Red hair has to do with melonocortin-1 receptors and the abundance of iron in the body. Since red-hair is a fairly new trait in the scope of human history, it is not as widespread as other colours, so it cannot be a default colour. You cannot remove pigment from the body as you are talking about, and even if you did find out what the 'natural' colouring of a human was, you can sure as hell bet it was dark. This is EVOLUTION protecting man with hair and skin that doesn't burn as easily under the African sun.
Besides, what people don't live under the sun? In nature, creatures that are not subjected to sunlight eventually turn transparent. I am so sick of people spouting whatever kind of bullshit comes to their thick skulls and pea brains as fact. Know what the fuck you are talking about. Start by reading something that doesn't have the words 'holy bible' in gold-leaf on the front. Brown must be your colouring or pigment because your head is so far up your own ass you must've completely crawled inside and shut the door.
If you removed all the pigment, you'd have an albino - pasty white skin, white hair, and red eyes.
And even if you were right, what the hell is your point?
What you're describing, John, is albinism, which is a genetic defect . It is a major annoyance for many of those who have it, not something to boast of.
~David D.G.
He is slightly right. Our natural pigment colours are dark ones. We are diurnal animals. However if you remove our pigments we would have white skin, red eyes (blood makes them red) and white hair.
The darker skin actually reduces the amount of vitamin D you produce in exchange for UV resistance. So us brown guys need to be out in the sun for longer to get our daily dose. But it means we can tolerate strong sunshine without skin damage.
So basically...
When our evil and nefarious plans to destroy the Ozone layer are complete, we can force whitey underground where he will mutate into a blonde haired blue eyed cannibal mutant race who we shall hunt for sport... No one can stop us... Not Even Captain Planet.
Is it possible to make this a new "darky trick"? I mean I am tired of being regarded as a terrorist by all and sundry, ozone depleting supervillain would be a step up. It would be a great pick up line. "Hey baby do you want to do it the doom sphere?" Seriously guys. I am tired of Jews getting superpowers such as mind control while I am stuck with "flag burning".
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