The demons in hell are dancing with glee! The enemy is rejoicing....another blow to Judeo-Christian heritage in the USA! What's next, an atheist stamp?
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How do you know there are demons dancing in hell?
Do demons really feel 'glee'?
How the hell do you know so much about all of this? You are the devil's concubine! BURN HER! burn the witch!
Don't worry sweetheart, there have literally been hundreds of atheist stamps, you are just too illiterate to read about anybody who isn't in People magazine.
Hmm, this brings up a question - has Ben Franklin been on our money since before IGWT ? $100 bill & early 50¢
I wonder if many fundies would refuse those denominations, like a lot of native Americans do the Jackson 20s
"SheEagle9/11"?!
*Death Star fires, a ship is utterly destroyed*
OUR SHIELDS CAN'T STAND UP AGAINST JINGOISM LIKE THAT
agentCDE, the original line is
Admiral Ackbar: Our cruisers can't repel firepower of that magnitude !
So presumably, the parody quote would be:
Admiral Ackbar: Our cruisers can't repel jingo of that magnitude!
To which I would only be able to say: "concentrate all firepower on that super star destroyer!"
Or "Game over man! Game over!"
Get your quotes right guys!
Y'know, I'm starting to think we should petition to have God put on the endangered species list. I mean, there's only one of him, and it seems that he's a fragile and delicate lifeform, in danger of being wiped out simply from harsh words and the absence of mindless Stepford-mentality.
Someone should write a letter to the President, we can build a reserve, maybe a zoo, put God in a cage, have the children come see the only one left in all the world. He can live out the rest of his days in relative comfort, taken care of until the last Christian wakes up and realizes he's wasted his life following something living inside an empty cage getting fed sunflower seeds by runny-nosed nine-year olds.
I mean, if stamps can hurt Jesus, then really...
> The enemy is rejoicing....another blow to Judeo-Christian heritage in the USA!
Some context here? I have no idea what's going on.
> What's next, an atheist stamp?
Those British chaps can do better than that:
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(Technically neither Darwin nor evolution are related to atheism even in the slightest [Darwin was technically agnostic] but you fundies can't tell the difference so that doesn't really matter.)
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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