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Now, you can bet that as they were drowing, those that actually called out His name, were saved, before they went under. Avoiding eternal seperation. So in actuality many thousands came to the Lord because of the Flood, than if God would have allowed sin to envelop the whole earth and corrupt even the righteous that would have remained including Noah. Everyone would have died in their sin state and cast into hell. Thank God for the Flood. Otherwise you would not be here.

theTruth, Rapture Ready 5 Comments [1/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Redhunter

Just like those lucky para/quadriplegics who don't have to endure the agony of a stubbed toe. Thank the lord! God wasn't clearing earth, he was filling heaven!

6/19/2006 8:20:29 AM

EvoPagan

Complete speculation about an event that never happened. "And you can bet that as the Orcs overran Helm's Deep, those that actually called out his name were saved before they were mangled to death and eaten." Makes about as much sense.

6/2/2009 3:49:44 AM

Swedish Pagan

So how and when can one collect the earnings of that bet? I bet that you have not seen a dictionary in quite a while, if ever.

God could have neglected to create sin, that would have been even better...

6/2/2009 5:17:49 AM

Lilith

I flatly refuse to believe that I'm the product of multiple generations of incest - according to scripture Adam & Eve's kids must have fucked each other (cuz there was no one else), and Noah's grandkids, ditto. I'll stick with evolution, thanks.

6/2/2009 7:21:02 AM

Nowonmai

Dude, put the bong away, because even as word salad goes, this is a total fuck-up-ery. Coming up with fake theories on an unreal event... try Pla-Doh for a change. Smells nicer and is squishy and fun.

6/2/2009 7:49:07 AM
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