Just like those lucky para/quadriplegics who don't have to endure the agony of a stubbed toe. Thank the lord! God wasn't clearing earth, he was filling heaven!
6/19/2006 8:20:29 AM
Complete speculation about an event that never happened. "And you can bet that as the Orcs overran Helm's Deep, those that actually called out his name were saved before they were mangled to death and eaten." Makes about as much sense.
6/2/2009 3:49:44 AM
So how and when can one collect the earnings of that bet? I bet that you have not seen a dictionary in quite a while, if ever.
God could have neglected to create sin, that would have been even better...
6/2/2009 5:17:49 AM
I flatly refuse to believe that I'm the product of multiple generations of incest - according to scripture Adam & Eve's kids must have fucked each other (cuz there was no one else), and Noah's grandkids, ditto. I'll stick with evolution, thanks.
6/2/2009 7:21:02 AM
Dude, put the bong away, because even as word salad goes, this is a total fuck-up-ery. Coming up with fake theories on an unreal event... try Pla-Doh for a change. Smells nicer and is squishy and fun.
6/2/2009 7:49:07 AM