I assume this is about the Noah flood. Why would you expect people who were being killed by god to call upon god for help? He coulda helped by not killing them to begin with.
6/19/2006 8:14:33 AM
God felt killing helped.
7/12/2007 5:21:32 PM
god just likes to hear the death-screams.
7/12/2007 5:39:08 PM
And this justifies killing THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD HOW!?
7/12/2007 5:39:12 PM
Ya know, believe or hell just dosn't seem like a choice. More of an ultimatum.
7/12/2007 6:38:06 PM
The Flood was just a practical joke gone awry. That God, he's such a kidder.
7/12/2007 6:38:55 PM
"How stubborn, and sad."
Death by Irony?
7/12/2007 7:57:11 PM
Flood, what flood? All I see is a torrent of shit!
7/12/2007 9:22:52 PM
Great. What was it Einstein said about people who repeat an unsuccessful action many times and expect different results? Oh, that's right: they're insane. These people who decided to trust their lives to the god who decided to try to exterminate them were therefore a couple of cows short of a... couple of cows. W00t.
7/12/2007 9:35:03 PM
Many were saved? Just how big was noah's family?
7/14/2007 8:41:25 AM
I think he means 'saved' like they got to go to Heaven and not Hell. Not as in, God decided not to kill them.
7/14/2007 10:51:14 AM
Fundies CHOSE to be irrational and ignorant. How stubborn and sad.
7/14/2007 1:55:05 PM
.....So Noah had thousands of people in his family? Funny, I didn't know that killing thousands of people and "saving" the ones who screamed out in terror to their tormentor before they died was so kind.
2/27/2010 5:12:23 PM
And the bible says this where exactly?
2/27/2010 5:16:33 PM
In the book of Inbreeding, chapter 1, verses 8 to 12;
"But Noah, following the edicts of Jehovah, had not 8 offspring, but 8 thousand, whom he violently dismembered to fit aboard the Ark..."
8/9/2010 2:16:15 PM