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And many were saved because of the Flood. Hundreds of thousands to souls CHOOSING to be saved because they knew only God could help them at that point. Those that failed to cry out, died in their sins. They CHOSE not to call upon God for help. How stubborn, and sad.

theTruth, Rapture Ready 15 Comments [1/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Redhunter

I assume this is about the Noah flood. Why would you expect people who were being killed by god to call upon god for help? He coulda helped by not killing them to begin with.

6/19/2006 8:14:33 AM



God felt killing helped.

7/12/2007 5:21:32 PM

Puck

god just likes to hear the death-screams.

7/12/2007 5:39:08 PM

agentCDE

And this justifies killing THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD HOW!?

7/12/2007 5:39:12 PM



Ya know, believe or hell just dosn't seem like a choice. More of an ultimatum.

7/12/2007 6:38:06 PM

Crooky

The Flood was just a practical joke gone awry. That God, he's such a kidder.

7/12/2007 6:38:55 PM

Citizen Kane

"How stubborn, and sad."

Death by Irony?

7/12/2007 7:57:11 PM

Julian

Flood, what flood? All I see is a torrent of shit!

7/12/2007 9:22:52 PM

p0rny bananas

Great. What was it Einstein said about people who repeat an unsuccessful action many times and expect different results? Oh, that's right: they're insane. These people who decided to trust their lives to the god who decided to try to exterminate them were therefore a couple of cows short of a... couple of cows. W00t.

7/12/2007 9:35:03 PM

Frank

Many were saved? Just how big was noah's family?

7/14/2007 8:41:25 AM

Not_You

I think he means 'saved' like they got to go to Heaven and not Hell. Not as in, God decided not to kill them.

How benevolent.

7/14/2007 10:51:14 AM

Bowen

Fundies CHOSE to be irrational and ignorant. How stubborn and sad.

7/14/2007 1:55:05 PM

SmokyMushroom

.....So Noah had thousands of people in his family? Funny, I didn't know that killing thousands of people and "saving" the ones who screamed out in terror to their tormentor before they died was so kind.

2/27/2010 5:12:23 PM

Dr. Shrinker

And the bible says this where exactly?

2/27/2010 5:16:33 PM

The Duelist

In the book of Inbreeding, chapter 1, verses 8 to 12;

"But Noah, following the edicts of Jehovah, had not 8 offspring, but 8 thousand, whom he violently dismembered to fit aboard the Ark..."

8/9/2010 2:16:15 PM
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