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#44426
Redhunter
I assume this is about the Noah flood. Why would you expect people who were being killed by god to call upon god for help? He coulda helped by not killing them to begin with.
6/19/2006 8:14:33 AM
#261660
God felt killing helped.
7/12/2007 5:21:32 PM
#261665
Puck
god just likes to hear the death-screams.
7/12/2007 5:39:08 PM
#261666
agentCDE
And this justifies killing THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD HOW!?
7/12/2007 5:39:12 PM
#261695
Ya know, believe or hell just dosn't seem like a choice. More of an ultimatum.
7/12/2007 6:38:06 PM
#261696
Crooky
The Flood was just a practical joke gone awry. That God, he's such a kidder.
7/12/2007 6:38:55 PM
#261729
Citizen Kane
"How stubborn, and sad."
Death by Irony?
7/12/2007 7:57:11 PM
#261824
Julian
Flood, what flood? All I see is a torrent of shit!
7/12/2007 9:22:52 PM
#261834
p0rny bananas
Great. What was it Einstein said about people who repeat an unsuccessful action many times and expect different results? Oh, that's right: they're insane. These people who decided to trust their lives to the god who decided to try to exterminate them were therefore a couple of cows short of a... couple of cows. W00t.
7/12/2007 9:35:03 PM
#262678
Frank
Many were saved? Just how big was noah's family?
7/14/2007 8:41:25 AM
#262693
Not_You
I think he means 'saved' like they got to go to Heaven and not Hell. Not as in, God decided not to kill them.
How benevolent.
7/14/2007 10:51:14 AM
#262733
Bowen
Fundies CHOSE to be irrational and ignorant. How stubborn and sad.
7/14/2007 1:55:05 PM
#1126773
SmokyMushroom
.....So Noah had thousands of people in his family? Funny, I didn't know that killing thousands of people and "saving" the ones who screamed out in terror to their tormentor before they died was so kind.
2/27/2010 5:12:23 PM
#1126775
Dr. Shrinker
And the bible says this where exactly?
2/27/2010 5:16:33 PM
#1190091
The Duelist
In the book of Inbreeding, chapter 1, verses 8 to 12;
"But Noah, following the edicts of Jehovah, had not 8 offspring, but 8 thousand, whom he violently dismembered to fit aboard the Ark..."
8/9/2010 2:16:15 PM
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