[Unless, of course -- the Ouija board is a silly childhood game, which has only the meaning we attach to it.]
That is not so. Monopoly is a game meant to learn about money. Ouija (it measn yes yes, what are we saying yes to?) was made as an entry point for demons. There are objects which demons are connected with. I do not care if you believe me or think its not so, it is.
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Monopoly is not a Christian tool. It's the Devil and should be burned.
But yeah, be careful with those boards. It's just your hands moving the board, but if you believe the answers you get to be the truth, you may end up believing things about people that aren't true, walking around afraid to die because the "board told you so", etc.
Monopoly is game based on a concept involving money. It's not meant to teach you anything (I, for one, never learned a thing from it other than how the rules work) as it's simply a game that is around to entertain you (some games are educational, monopoly is not - if you find yourself learning from it you need to ask your parents why they wouldn't let you go to school). Meanwhile, Ouija boards are based on the fantasy that ghosts are real. Just like monopoly is meant to entertain you through competition, those boards are meant to entertain you by activating your imagination. It's no different than houses of horrors. Children may think there's something worth being afraid of in there, but when one looks closer there are people pulling the strings of the plastic creatures. Fortunately we see that as we get older (I for one can't remember a time where I didn't realize that as a child) and no longer take pleasure in something so simplistic, so it loses its meaning. You either seem to have a problem grasping that or you've never actually been around one and are just basing this crap off of superstition that you got from a third party.
Dammit Darth Wang! I knew someone would beat me to it.
Howard Dean is a big fan of Yahweh too!
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Monopoly taught me how to be a sneaky, cheating money handler. Just like a real banker.
Think about it HD; millions of these things have been sold, where is the big influx in paranormal activity since their introduction?
Things Monopoly taught me:
* If you want to make the most money, offer to handle other people's money.
* There are never more than four houses on any given street. Any more and they will magically become a hotel.
* There are never more than thirty-two houses and twelve hotels in any given city.
* A dog can, under the right circumstances, own property.
* The same dog can, on occasion, move faster than a car.
* You can pay the authorities to get out of jail.
* ALWAYS pay $200. 10% of your property value will screw you.
Things Ouija has taught me:
* qhuascuwqockmaskjw
* sdhuvmneooxsvxc
* wpdarotzgmndlqlsodfkf
No, I don't know what they mean either.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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