The atheist view of the world. I am an atheist. I don't believe in GOD or a GOD (except for myself). If there is no GOD I can bend the rules to fit my lifestyle and be ok with it. If there is no GOD them my morals are relative. I can fornicate and it's ok, I can be homosexual and it's ok. I can kill little babies and say it's my body I can do what I want with it. I can believe in some nut named Darwin who thinks everything came from nothing. Science is my only GOD (aside from myself that is). I am an atheist and this life is all there is. Live it like there is no tomorrow. This is all you have so do whatever makes you feel good as long as you can rest peacefully each night.
The atheist is a liar, a pawn of Satan. The TRUTH "will" be revealed.
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Atheists don't believe in any god. They don't believe that they are gods or that science is a god, or they are not, by definition, atheists. Morals should be relative. If morals are absolute, then killing someone in self defence or in a war is wrong. There's nothing wrong with having sex, as long as it's consensual and not with a child. There's nothing wrong with homosexuality. I know Christians who are gay. Yes, believe it or not, it's possible to believe in God and be gay. You can't kill little babies. Babies have been born and in that case it's murder. If you mean an abortion, it's not the same. Darwin wasn't a nut, and he didn't believe everything came from nothing. What do you mean the truth "will" be revealed. Will it really not be revealed?
I don't believe that I am a "god". I have a strong moral code and I believe that some things are just wrong no matter what, like rape, and killing anything that can suffer unless you have to in order to survive., there is nothing evil about gay people, pr month embryos and prembryos are not capable of suffering and thus early term abortion is not murder. , The theory of evolution has nothing to do with the Big Bang, and you obviously don't understand the Big Bang either, I don't "worship" anything, not even science.
This spot-on rendition of every atheist I know personally reminds me of another uncanny impression:
Nothing But The Ignorance wrote:
Well, at least you got that part correct.
I am a fundy. I don't believe in reality (except for what my pastor says the Bible says). If there is no reality outside of that, I can bend the rules to fit what I want to be true and be ok with it. If morality is only what my pastor says God says it is, then the whole concept of morality becomes meaningless. I can invade non-Christian countries, and it's ok; I can vote away the rights of anyone who isn't exactly like me, and it's ok. I can kill queers and say that I'm exercising my freedom of religion and I can do what I want. I can believe in some nut named Phelps who thinks that the same God who is love created certain people specifically so we could hate them and they would later go to hell. What my pastor says the Bible says is my only reality (apart from myself, that is). I am a fundy, and this life is merely a waiting room for the Rapture. Live it as though it doesn't count. Pie in the sky when you die is all you have, so you can make this life hell on earth for everyone around you, as long as you can confidently await the Rapture.
"The Christian view of the world. I am a Christian. I don't believe in Muhammed or any prophet (except for Moses). If there is no Allah I can bend the rules to fit my lifestyle and be ok with it. If there is no Allah them my morals are from stone tablets. I can invade Muslim coutries and kill thousands and it's ok, I can eat pork and it's ok. I can refuse to pray to Mecca 5 times a day and say it's my body I can do what I want with it. I can believe in some nut named Pat Robertson who thinks a woman came from a man's rib. Yaweh is my only God (aside from the son and holy spirit that is). I am a Christian and this life will probably end when I'm "raptured" up. Live it like there is no tomorrow. Jesus will be here soon so do whatever makes you feel good (burn up those fossil fuels!) as long as you can rest peacefully each night.
Some of this was ok...let's see.
Just a question, who killed an entire population in the name of God?, not an atheist. Who created world from NOTHING?. You see, one of the risks of fundamentalism is that they invent an alternative world of their own and think they can read the mind of the people. Let´s get straight. Who are underrepresented in jails, are numerous in times of peace(as there have been never before)and is smarter than the mean?, get to the facts and don´t invent.
It isn't IF there is no Gawd, there IS no Gawd.
The atheist view of the world. I am an atheist. I don't believe in GOD or a GOD
You got that right.
(except for myself).
Er, no.
If there is no GOD I can bend the rules to fit my lifestyle and be ok with it.
What "rules"? If you meran laws, then no, not without being arrested. If you mean the rules in the Bible...why not?
If there is no GOD them my morals are relative.
Good.
I can fornicate and it's ok, I can be homosexual and it's ok.
Yep. And btw, you can't help being homosexual. Whether or not you think it's ok, you're stuck with it.
I can kill little babies and say it's my body I can do what I want with it.
Typical pro-"life" crap.
I can believe in some nut named Darwin
Yes I believe in Darwin. So do you. Darwin existed. and if you acknowlegde that fact you "believe in Darwin."
who thinks everything came from nothing.
Er, no. Darwin just told us how things evolve.
Science is my only GOD (aside from myself that is).
There are plenty of atheists who have little interest in science(though I'm not one of them).
I am an atheist and this life is all there is.
...so we should make the best of it instead of sitting on our ass waiting for the bloody rapture.
Live it like there is no tomorrow.
Well, no I don't do that. Neither do most atheists. Atheists care more about the world than Christians(or at least fundies) as they don't think "we can destroy this earth, cos the rapture's coming soon anyway."
This is all you have so do whatever makes you feel good as long as you can rest peacefully each night.
Not exactly. BTW, if I raped and pillaged and murdered I wouldn't be able to sleep at night, so you're safe.
The atheist is a liar,
How so? They could just be honestly mistaken about Jeebus.
a pawn of Satan. The TRUTH "will" be revealed.
...and I'm gonna sit on my ass waiting for that truth, the GLORIOUS RAPTURE!!!11!
I am an atheist. I don't believe in GOD or a GOD (except for myself). I can bend the rules to fit my lifestyle and be ok with it. If there is no GOD them my morals are relative.
Yes. I strive not to harm anybody.
I can fornicate and it's ok, I can be homosexual and it's ok.
If I do it with a consenting partner who has absolutely no problem with it, why isn't it OK again?
I can kill little babies and say it's my body I can do what I want with it.
For the last time, nutcase, fetuses are not alive.
I can believe in some nut named Darwin who thinks everything came from nothing.
I personally don't give a damn if Darwin existed or not. Even if his theory was patched together by over 100 scientists, it is still correct.
Science is my only GOD (aside from myself that is).
Do you even know what science is? If you do, you might actually learn what a deity is. One of the definitions: "not me", despite what some religious nutjobs believe.
I am an atheist and this life is all there is. Live it like there is no tomorrow.
I'm a member of some religion. You will survive your own death. Don't enjoy yourself until you die, when you'll be transferred to a place where you'll like it very much. Which makes more sense? Yours or mine?
This is all you have so do whatever makes you feel good as long as you can rest peacefully each night.
That and loving and respecting your fellow human beings.
The atheist is a liar, a pawn of Satan.
No. You see, we believe in no God. And no Satan.
The TRUTH "will" be revealed.
Never have quotation marks been more appropriately used.
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