[Continuing the thread about feeling something touch you during prayer]
I feel really weird sharing this but...lately, whenever I seem to pray, my CAT seems to 'meow' and rub on my leg. Yes, this is a friendly cat normally but it seems every time I start to pray, my cat does this. This could be
1)God telling me he's listening.
2)Satan distracting me
3)I AM LOSING MY MIND.
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Your cat is just a cat, there's nothing supernatural involved here. They probably just want to be petted, and see those times when you're sitting still as the ideal opportunity for affection. That's all.
Wonder which he's been convinced it is.. 1 or 2?
... if 1 he's insane and about to start worshipping his cat. This may be the least dangerous of the three, or the cat might "tell him" to claw people to death.
if 2, he's about to commit animal cruelty upon the poor innocent kitty and needs to be stopped.
We all know 3 was long ago.
I say "Sherlock Holmes" award, in honor of his famous (but mangled) words, to the effect of, "Once we eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbably, must be the truth."
My cats used to meow and rub against my wife and I during bedroom olympics. We learned to simply shut the door. But if we didn't, this obviously means...
1) God is watching us fuck.
2) Satan is distracting us from orgasm
3) The cats thought I was hurting my wife
Cats recognize things that are different from what it is used to. When you decide to talk to yourself with your eyes closed, all the while striking a stiff pose with your head bowed, the cat wonders what the fuck is wrong with you.
ready2leave for Belvue?
Whenever I sit down at my computer to play some games or write or surf, my cat hops up onto my keyboard drawer and steps all over my keys. OH NOES! IT MUST BE SATNA!!!!!!!
Cuz, y'know, Jedi Knight is all about the worship of the Christ.
4) Your cat is distracting you, as it has no real reason to consider your praying to be important activity.
Don't ask me why, though. I'm not a cat shrink. On the other hand, I'm not a human shrink either, but I guess it could also be 3.
There's another frightening possibility, ready2leave... god is telling you he's listening, but satan is distracting you so you are losing your mind. When you think about it, it makes perfect sense! It's just that god is a cat, and satan a dog!
The cat wants attention. My Jack Russell comes in the bathroom when I'm in the bath/shower and looks at the water running down the drain. She can't jump in, she's arthritic and too small to reach. She is merely fascinated by water.
I have a friend whose cat stares at glass bottles for hours on end (you can literally stop her in her tracks by putting a beer bottle down in front of her. She won't walk around it, just sits and stares at it).
Get a grip, you sound totally paranoid. Oh wait, you're from Rapture Ready. I understand *pat pat*
One of my cats meows at me in apparent concern when I'm talking on the phone. I am convinced he's worried about my mental health, since he probably thinks I'm talking to myself. Or he thinks I'm talking to him. Anyway, I think your cat is worried about you and thinks you're in a good spot to pet him.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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