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Judas, the Spanish Inquisition, and the pedophiles currently running amok in today’s Roman Catholic church have also been called "Christians" at one time or another. They will all get into heaven at about the same time [evolutionary biologist Kenneth] Miller does.

Evolskeptic, CreationTalk 9 Comments [1/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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The Duelist

What about the inbreeding fundies who abuse and brainwash children and beat their wives?

8/9/2010 1:57:07 PM

Souz

...But Judas was Jewish, on account of there being no Christianity when he was alleged to have lived. Wonder what kind of an idiot thinks the Biblical betrayer of Jesus CHRIST was a CHRISTian-

Oh, hang on, found one.

12/31/2011 12:43:06 AM



Never, since it doesn't exist.

12/31/2011 1:18:22 AM

rw23

If I'm sent to Hell I want to take a blanket with me. I'd stand no chance of warming myself alongside the Lake of Fire because of all those fucking priests in the way.

12/31/2011 9:56:06 AM



I agree. All those people, and everyone else, will get to Heaven at the same time.

1/21/2013 7:00:28 PM

Dr.Shrinker

According to your dogma, if they have pledged allegiance to Jesus then, yes, they are going to heaven. Remember, your god doesn't care what you do, just what you believe. You should remember it: its the first thing you say when your lot's hypocrisy is pointed out to you.

1/21/2013 7:09:03 PM



well Miller is I think a good Catholic , so his chamces are pretty good. He will by some calculations have eaten an entire Jesus in his lifetime.

1/21/2013 9:25:32 PM



Claim not to know the will of God, heathen. Besides, "Evo-skeptic" would've sounded a lot better than "E-vol-skeptic". Meh.

1/21/2013 11:44:05 PM

angrycatholic

to quote oghren from dragon age origins: now thats just mean!

3/9/2014 6:03:23 PM
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