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Life is the greatest gift God can give and infertility is one of the harshest earthly punishment he can dole worse even then death because everyones earthly body will die after a time but nearly all Childern grow with the dream of one day getting married having a family many in fact dream of lots of childern !!!

dman, Rapture Ready 13 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Gadren

Some of my best friends from church are infertile. Are you really so idiotic as to imply that God punished them?

1/16/2006 6:04:42 PM



If I ever find out you shoot blanks, the irony would kill me.

6/25/2008 1:26:59 PM

Blackclaw

You just insulted my wife. I think by the words of your own Holy Book I have to stone you to death now.

6/25/2008 5:18:57 PM

Carbonated Margarine

Speaking only for myself, I can think of lots of things that would be much more of a punishment to me than being infertile. Like, say, being fertile.

6/25/2008 5:25:48 PM

Freboy

I take infertility over AIDS any day, thank you very much.

And on behalf of all adopted children in the world, die in a fire... slowly.

6/25/2008 5:47:20 PM



Excuse me? Have you forgotten the massive population of orphaned children needing adoptions? Who says that infertile people are 'punished'? You need to die in a fucking fire!

10/20/2008 1:30:00 PM

Crimson Lizard

Ah yes, the old "children = immortality" argument. No matter how many kids you have, you will still die.

5/20/2011 2:17:45 PM

God

You idiots! If you don't stop having all these kids, the world will be drastically overpopulated! Why do you think I discourage sexuality so much?

8/1/2013 2:40:44 PM

Dr. Shrinker

"Childern grow with the dream of one day getting married having a family many in fact dream of lots of childern !!!"

- A lot of boys grow with the dream of being firemen/cowboys/pro-wrestlers. Then reality steps in and they acquire new dreams. Its a process we call "maturing."

8/24/2013 7:11:57 AM

gardenGnostic

I'd be glad if I was infertile, it'd make my omnisexual pagan orgies so much easier.

9/5/2013 7:03:09 AM

Philbert McAdamia

lots of childern !!!

Loss o' dem chirruns. Y'all betcha, thar, Bubba.

9/5/2013 7:50:09 AM

Crest of the Remorhaz

Actually, Philbert McAdamia, I think you might be missing the mark a bit with that guess about his origins. I think dman might actually be a Medieval peasant who was given a two-week crash in modern English and then turned loose on Rapture Ready as some sort of litmus test for their overall grammatical/psycho-social development.

12/24/2013 9:53:04 PM

Crest of the Remorhaz

You know, before I forget, let me add a little something for dman, on the (very, very, VERY) off-chance he's reading this:

Arguing that infertility is a sign of divine punishment was something that only made sense when we were still getting over the collapse of Imperial Rome. You might as well claim that my terrible eyesight was a hex sent by God to keep me from becoming overly vain about appearances or something. Better yet, you could start claiming that cripples are the dark spawn of the Enemy.

For the love of YHWH, Hecate, Proteus, and Olidammara, talking like this just makes you look like an absolute asshole to anyone who is not themselves an asshole.

12/24/2013 9:59:07 PM
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