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Satan is a 'spiritual leader' too. He is the founder on MANY religions, including atheism, humanism, and evolution.

joelch2, Rapture Ready 26 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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SaneChick

None of which are religions.

11/21/2006 7:57:35 PM

Star Cluster

\"Satan is a 'spiritual leader' too. He is the founder on MANY religions, but has been determined not to exist by several trains of intelligent thought, including atheism, humanism, and evolution.\"


There, put in the part you left out.

11/21/2006 8:25:29 PM

caitshidhe

satan founded atheism (which is a lack of religion), humanism (which is a philosophy) and evolution (which is a science) but not satanism, a real religion that bears his name.

11/21/2006 9:18:29 PM

David D.G.

If this were a current post, I would nominate it for a \"Most Informed Critique of Another (Non)Religion\" Award.


~David D.G.

11/21/2006 9:43:20 PM

Adrian

None of those things are religons.

12/19/2006 5:21:02 AM

Esjeur

Then why wouldn't God try harder to get people to his faith, oh because that means all of you Fundies would have to be smoted.

1/3/2007 5:00:49 AM

clockworkgirl21

How does believing something because it's a fact make it a religion to you? I believe my cat is black, because that's a fact. Am I a member of Catisism now?

4/17/2008 11:30:35 PM

Joules

@clockworkgirl21

Wouldn't that make you a cat-holic? (*ducks* sorry. Couldn't resist...)


4/17/2008 11:42:25 PM

Canadiest

None of these are religions
None of these have anything to do with Satan
That is the difference
You believe in Satan
Your religion believes in Satan.

He's your spiritual leader

He's a Leader.
He's spiritual.
He's your spiritual leader

4/20/2008 4:42:22 PM

Tomby Stone

God created everything, knows everything that's ever going to happen and could change any of it at any moment with little or no effort if he so desired, Satan is nothing but another arm of God. Your God is fucking with you.

4/20/2008 6:42:58 PM

Feminazi

You're not the brightest kid on the block, are you?

4/24/2008 5:41:35 AM

Glurg

<i>Satan is a 'spiritual leader' too</i>

Where do these people get these ideas?

6/9/2008 3:50:33 PM

Kelly

Evolution is not a religion, dumbfucks. And atheism is a religion like bald is a hair color.

8/5/2008 12:27:01 AM

Kelly

Evolution is not a religion, dumbfucks. And atheism is a religion like bald is a hair color.

8/5/2008 12:30:37 AM

Reverend Jeremiah

I see many FAILS in your future joelch2.

11/26/2008 5:37:43 PM

a mind far far away

You know, when I read the first sentence and first part of the second sentence, I was fully expecting him to say something like "islam, buddhism, paganism, hinduism", etc. But this, there can be no response to this. Only a fucking idiot would believe that atheism, humanism, and evolution are religions. Atheism=the absence of religion; humanism=humans are the most important thing (although there are religious forms of humanism, humanism itself is still not a religion); and evolution=science. So, he fails on at least 2 1/2 points, if not all three. And then he's hard pressed to 1. prove the existence of satan, and 2. prove that satan had anything to do with these systems.

11/26/2008 6:29:24 PM

Hunter Jay

What the Fuck?!
Evolution isn't a religion! In fact NONE of those examples are!

1/27/2011 9:36:06 AM

KR

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand: no. None of those three are religions. And by the way, what's wrong with humanism? Look the definition up first, you might be surprised. I mean, i can understand that you guys get upset with atheism and evolution, but humanism as well?

You're messed up.

EDIT: Psssssssst: there's Christian humanism as well. Hope i didn't break your world.

1/27/2011 9:51:21 AM

jas43

there is so much fucking stupid going around.

1/27/2011 11:38:23 AM

Anon

*Ahem*

Atheists don't believe in Satan.

Were Atheism really a religion, and founded by Satan, this would make for a very interesting religion: A religion where its adherents don't believe in its founder...

1/27/2011 11:40:57 AM

anti-nonsense

none of those are religions. And Satan is a myth.

12/16/2012 1:11:11 PM

xyz

Triple fail bro.

Atheism is unbelief in deities, not a religion.
Humanism is a philosophy, not a religion. There are Christian humanists.
Evolution is science, not religion. There are Christian evolutionists.

12/16/2012 3:22:40 PM

The_Devil

Uhhh, I had nothing to do with any of those. Satanism, however, that was all me.

8/1/2013 2:43:03 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Satan is a myth for the pathetically stupid.

9/26/2013 2:40:36 AM

ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT ANYONE READS THIS

Hey! Assuming the statement "Atheism is a religion", I can prove that everybody has terminal cancer! We can see that !n?n in this situation as atheism is defined as the lack of religion; this means that this statement should hold true and be supported for every situation! Therefore, lack of terminal cancer is a type of terminal cancer. We can even say that lack of existance is existance using this axiom! However, we can see that this is false, and therefore, the premise is wrong by contradiction.

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