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#108802
SaneChick
None of which are religions.
11/21/2006 7:57:35 PM
#108813
Star Cluster
\"Satan is a 'spiritual leader' too. He is the founder on MANY religions, but has been determined not to exist by several trains of intelligent thought, including atheism, humanism, and evolution.\"
There, put in the part you left out.
11/21/2006 8:25:29 PM
#108844
caitshidhe
satan founded atheism (which is a lack of religion), humanism (which is a philosophy) and evolution (which is a science) but not satanism, a real religion that bears his name.
11/21/2006 9:18:29 PM
#108856
David D.G.
If this were a current post, I would nominate it for a \"Most Informed Critique of Another (Non)Religion\" Award.
~David D.G.
11/21/2006 9:43:20 PM
#123850
Adrian
None of those things are religons.
12/19/2006 5:21:02 AM
#131590
Esjeur
Then why wouldn't God try harder to get people to his faith, oh because that means all of you Fundies would have to be smoted.
1/3/2007 5:00:49 AM
#468865
clockworkgirl21
How does believing something because it's a fact make it a religion to you? I believe my cat is black, because that's a fact. Am I a member of Catisism now?
4/17/2008 11:30:35 PM
#468893
Joules
@clockworkgirl21
Wouldn't that make you a cat-holic? (*ducks* sorry. Couldn't resist...)
4/17/2008 11:42:25 PM
#471915
Canadiest
None of these are religions
None of these have anything to do with Satan
That is the difference
You believe in Satan
Your religion believes in Satan.
He's your spiritual leader
He's a Leader.
He's spiritual.
He's your spiritual leader
4/20/2008 4:42:22 PM
#472018
Tomby Stone
God created everything, knows everything that's ever going to happen and could change any of it at any moment with little or no effort if he so desired, Satan is nothing but another arm of God. Your God is fucking with you.
4/20/2008 6:42:58 PM
#476266
Feminazi
You're not the brightest kid on the block, are you?
4/24/2008 5:41:35 AM
#534552
Glurg
<i>Satan is a 'spiritual leader' too</i>
Where do these people get these ideas?
6/9/2008 3:50:33 PM
#614792
Kelly
Evolution is not a religion, dumbfucks. And atheism is a religion like bald is a hair color.
8/5/2008 12:27:01 AM
#614796
Kelly
Evolution is not a religion, dumbfucks. And atheism is a religion like bald is a hair color.
8/5/2008 12:30:37 AM
#785012
Reverend Jeremiah
I see many FAILS in your future joelch2.
11/26/2008 5:37:43 PM
#785093
a mind far far away
You know, when I read the first sentence and first part of the second sentence, I was fully expecting him to say something like "islam, buddhism, paganism, hinduism", etc. But this, there can be no response to this. Only a fucking idiot would believe that atheism, humanism, and evolution are religions. Atheism=the absence of religion; humanism=humans are the most important thing (although there are religious forms of humanism, humanism itself is still not a religion); and evolution=science. So, he fails on at least 2 1/2 points, if not all three. And then he's hard pressed to 1. prove the existence of satan, and 2. prove that satan had anything to do with these systems.
11/26/2008 6:29:24 PM
#1249477
Hunter Jay
What the Fuck?!
Evolution isn't a religion! In fact NONE of those examples are!
1/27/2011 9:36:06 AM
#1249482
KR
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand: no. None of those three are religions. And by the way, what's wrong with humanism? Look the definition up first, you might be surprised. I mean, i can understand that you guys get upset with atheism and evolution, but humanism as well?
You're messed up.
EDIT: Psssssssst: there's Christian humanism as well. Hope i didn't break your world.
1/27/2011 9:51:21 AM
#1249537
jas43
there is so much fucking stupid going around.
1/27/2011 11:38:23 AM
#1249541
Anon
*Ahem*
Atheists don't believe in Satan.
Were Atheism really a religion, and founded by Satan, this would make for a very interesting religion: A religion where its adherents don't believe in its founder...
1/27/2011 11:40:57 AM
#1483559
anti-nonsense
none of those are religions. And Satan is a myth.
12/16/2012 1:11:11 PM
#1483583
xyz
Triple fail bro.
Atheism is unbelief in deities, not a religion.
Humanism is a philosophy, not a religion. There are Christian humanists.
Evolution is science, not religion. There are Christian evolutionists.
12/16/2012 3:22:40 PM
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