Satan is a 'spiritual leader' too. He is the founder on MANY religions, including atheism, humanism, and evolution.
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"Satan is a 'spiritual leader' too. He is the founder on MANY religions, but has been determined not to exist by several trains of intelligent thought, including atheism, humanism, and evolution."
There, put in the part you left out.
None of these are religions
None of these have anything to do with Satan
That is the difference
You believe in Satan
Your religion believes in Satan.
He's your spiritual leader
He's a Leader.
He's spiritual.
He's your spiritual leader
God created everything, knows everything that's ever going to happen and could change any of it at any moment with little or no effort if he so desired, Satan is nothing but another arm of God. Your God is fucking with you.
You know, when I read the first sentence and first part of the second sentence, I was fully expecting him to say something like "islam, buddhism, paganism, hinduism", etc. But this, there can be no response to this. Only a fucking idiot would believe that atheism, humanism, and evolution are religions. Atheism=the absence of religion; humanism=humans are the most important thing (although there are religious forms of humanism, humanism itself is still not a religion); and evolution=science. So, he fails on at least 2 1/2 points, if not all three. And then he's hard pressed to 1. prove the existence of satan, and 2. prove that satan had anything to do with these systems.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand: no. None of those three are religions. And by the way, what's wrong with humanism? Look the definition up first, you might be surprised. I mean, i can understand that you guys get upset with atheism and evolution, but humanism as well?
You're messed up.
EDIT: Psssssssst: there's Christian humanism as well. Hope i didn't break your world.
*Ahem*
Atheists don't believe in Satan.
Were Atheism really a religion, and founded by Satan, this would make for a very interesting religion: A religion where its adherents don't believe in its founder...
Triple fail bro.
Atheism is unbelief in deities, not a religion.
Humanism is a philosophy, not a religion. There are Christian humanists.
Evolution is science, not religion. There are Christian evolutionists.
Hey! Assuming the statement "Atheism is a religion", I can prove that everybody has terminal cancer! We can see that !n?n in this situation as atheism is defined as the lack of religion; this means that this statement should hold true and be supported for every situation! Therefore, lack of terminal cancer is a type of terminal cancer. We can even say that lack of existance is existance using this axiom! However, we can see that this is false, and therefore, the premise is wrong by contradiction.
Confused?
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