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I have spent my whole life debating this question.... The truth is .... Evolution is a joke.. C'mon you pitiful irresponsible cop outs.... The problem is people dont want to be obliged to anyone and they would like to think we are not responsible for their actions... therefore the evolution theory suits you all bexause it makes the whole thing seem like 'just a fluke'.

none, Utopia Temple Forums 13 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
WTF?! || meh


Maybe you should have spent your life researching evolution instead, then you wouldn't call it a joke

2/19/2008 12:35:28 PM


Your whole lifetime?

Then it might have been good to take a minute to actually research the issue.

2/19/2008 1:04:17 PM


Funny, coz I accepted evolution as scientific fact ooooong before I became an atheist. And evolution wasn't what made me an atheist either, nor did I become an atheist because I didn't want to be answerable to god. I just one day realised I didn't buy it anymore.

2/19/2008 2:36:27 PM


If evolutions a joke, wheres the punchline? I mean fundies are funny, but not Monty Python funny, more like Paris Hilton funny. Only because it's unintentional

2/19/2008 10:57:29 PM


This is such a tired, stupid argument.

5/19/2009 8:04:31 AM

Careful, you're going to hurt yourself stretching like that.

5/19/2009 8:07:54 AM


Yeah, it makes far more sense to take some random book on face value.

5/19/2009 8:42:25 AM


I am very fond of the 9-ball game of billiard. In it, flukes count as legitimate shots. Heck, if you manage to accidently sink the 9-ball on the break shot, you win the game.

Expert players always advise to pay close attention to fluke shots. Because they are, in fact, succesful shots. And are, therefore, worthy of studying and understanding.

I can't remember what my point was, but yeah, the only joke here is you.

4/27/2011 9:56:57 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Another F in biology.

4/27/2011 10:06:32 AM


Each person is responsible for his or her actions. If the actions are criminal, you might end up in prison.
I want to treat others as I would like them to treat me. What's so strange about that?

I was taught evolutionary theory from the start in school.
I didn't even know some people disregarded or distrusted it, until I found this site in mid 2009, at the age of 40.

4/27/2011 12:26:36 PM

Crimson Lizard

Isn't it amazing how the stupidest people, with no education or credentials in the field, somehow know so much more than the foremost experts? I would think that throwing up your hands and saying "Idono, godddidit" is a pitiful, irresponsible cop out, but what do I know, I only use my brains.

4/11/2014 12:21:18 PM


Evolution does not rule out God.

4/11/2014 3:07:35 PM

The truth is, the OP is a joke. And "just a fluke".

4/11/2014 6:34:40 PM