most libs are really just secular humanists in disguise who openly subscribe to the theory that rational men originally evolved from sub-human wild animals in Africa which may be said to have closely resembled modern uncaged monkeys howling over a spoiled banana.
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most libs are really just secular humanists in disguise who openly subscribe to the theory that rational men originally evolved from sub-human wild animals in Africa which may be said to have closely resembled modern uncaged monkeys howling over a spoiled banana.
Well, I prefer that instead of incests and speaking snakes and, for that matter, let me remind you that chimpanzees aren´t as idiot as you may think. They can count, teach and walk in two legs.
"Most libs are really secular humanists in disguise"? What the hell disguise are you talking about? Most liberals I know are proud of being secular humanists, moderate Christians or both. When someone starts out on the offensive with a blatant untruth like that, why should I bother reading the rest, you have have already established your credentials as a liar!
What is the fundie deal with monkeys and apes? Don't they realize that many species of great ape can reach the mental capacity of a five-year-old human? Primates are social creatures like us and are some of the most intelligent animals on the face of the earth. If scientists were saying our most recent evolutionary ancestor was a hagfish or something, I might be able to understand fundie dismay and disgust. But stop ragging on the ape and monkey connection already! The poor creatures don't deserve it.
closely resembled modern uncaged monkeys howling over a spoiled banana.
It's funny how these people think "secular humanist" is an insult. Sort of like when foreigners call GWBush a cowboy -- to them it's an indication of recklessness, but to most Americans, who actually have respect for cowboys, it's kind of misguided. Believe me, we have much better names for him that are far less... unintentionally flattering...
I think the military should extend its don't-ask-don't-tell policy to secular humanists too. In fact, two secular humanists shouldn't be allowed to get married, or adopt children!
I perfer to think that Christainity is a product of an earlier stage in human evolution which we secular humanists have discarded entirely and which most moderate Christians have restrained somewhat.
Political leaning.
Damned if I can see how these things can logically fit in one sentence, but. . .
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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