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We see a lot of restoration miracles. I have heard of reports of people who have had organs removed and then later on when the doctor goes to take an xray, the body has regenerated those parts, or God may have performed a restoration miracle.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 22 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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SaneChick

Just once I'd like to see a crazy ass statement like this backed up with some kind of documentation.

Not that that's ever going to happen.

11/20/2006 8:46:26 PM

AriseNow

Sometimes surgical instruments appear inside of patients after surgeries, the body has formed those tools, or God has performed a tool fabrication miracle.

11/20/2006 9:57:09 PM

Julian

Yet your brain still appears to be missing? Pray harder fuckwit!

11/21/2006 8:22:08 AM

Archaeopath

Perhaps he's talking about the liver, which does have the ability to partially regenerate...but, nah, that'd imply he had some sort of intelligence going on.

11/21/2006 10:32:01 AM

mrsyoungie

Liver? nah, nobody has their liver removed. The only thing I can come up with is the tonsils which can certainly grow back, but it's not like
God is saving somebody's life by growing back their tonsils. Grown somebody back a new kidney or something if you want to impress me.

3/20/2007 11:51:37 AM

Ambrielle

Evidence please?

3/20/2007 12:10:44 PM

David B.

Strange it's only vague 'internal organs' on x-rays that regenerate, and not - for example - arms or legs.

3/20/2007 12:11:42 PM

JaredM

*cough*bullshit*cough*

3/20/2007 12:14:32 PM

JP

This is pretty weak for John. I expect better crazy from him.

3/20/2007 6:48:25 PM

hGoddess

"His appendix was removed 6 months ago for acute appendicitis. Patient is complaining of horrible stomach pains again. X-ray shows that his appendix had miraculously grown back again, praise God! Second surgery recommended to prove the miracle."

[citation needed]

3/4/2008 9:49:58 PM

GigaGuess

Pictures?

Links?

Citation?

Anything?

Didn't think so. Funny how no one ever thinks to actually DOCUMENT these big miracles.

3/4/2008 10:34:47 PM

Caustic Gnostic

Where's that thick stack of testimonials?

3/4/2008 11:54:59 PM

Canadiest

Fundie; " I have heard"

Translation; Here's another lie

3/5/2008 1:43:41 PM

clockworkgirl21

If that were true, it'd be a medical miracle, and be all over the news.

4/11/2008 4:45:42 PM

Viva

documentation please!

4/11/2008 7:57:52 PM

apYrs

citations please.

or just one....

4/11/2008 8:04:16 PM



If you are talking about transplants then doctors did it. If not then you're an idiot.

6/13/2008 4:06:02 PM

shutterbug

Aaaahhh....the pod people are emerging!

6/13/2008 4:14:37 PM

Grigadil

Or maybe somebody mixed up the plates again.

6/13/2008 4:44:13 PM

Arctic Knight

My brother had surgery because of testicular cancer....you could make a believer out of me if your god would give him some balls.

1/18/2010 1:11:45 AM

Caustic Gnostic

Well, if any fundie has ever prayed for a higher IQ, god's track record isn't very good.

[NB for all ex-fundies: once you shuck the yoke, the sky's the limit.]

1/18/2010 1:30:47 AM

Quantum Mechanic

[citation seriously fucking needed]

8/9/2011 1:36:02 PM
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