Just once I'd like to see a crazy ass statement like this backed up with some kind of documentation.
Not that that's ever going to happen.
11/20/2006 8:46:26 PM
Sometimes surgical instruments appear inside of patients after surgeries, the body has formed those tools, or God has performed a tool fabrication miracle.
11/20/2006 9:57:09 PM
Yet your brain still appears to be missing? Pray harder fuckwit!
11/21/2006 8:22:08 AM
Perhaps he's talking about the liver, which does have the ability to partially regenerate...but, nah, that'd imply he had some sort of intelligence going on.
11/21/2006 10:32:01 AM
Liver? nah, nobody has their liver removed. The only thing I can come up with is the tonsils which can certainly grow back, but it's not like
God is saving somebody's life by growing back their tonsils. Grown somebody back a new kidney or something if you want to impress me.
3/20/2007 11:51:37 AM
3/20/2007 12:10:44 PM
Strange it's only vague 'internal organs' on x-rays that regenerate, and not - for example - arms or legs.
3/20/2007 12:11:42 PM
3/20/2007 12:14:32 PM
This is pretty weak for John. I expect better crazy from him.
3/20/2007 6:48:25 PM
"His appendix was removed 6 months ago for acute appendicitis. Patient is complaining of horrible stomach pains again. X-ray shows that his appendix had miraculously grown back again, praise God! Second surgery recommended to prove the miracle."
3/4/2008 9:49:58 PM
Didn't think so. Funny how no one ever thinks to actually DOCUMENT these big miracles.
3/4/2008 10:34:47 PM
Where's that thick stack of testimonials?
3/4/2008 11:54:59 PM
Fundie; " I have heard"
Translation; Here's another lie
3/5/2008 1:43:41 PM
If that were true, it'd be a medical miracle, and be all over the news.
4/11/2008 4:45:42 PM
4/11/2008 7:57:52 PM
or just one....
4/11/2008 8:04:16 PM
If you are talking about transplants then doctors did it. If not then you're an idiot.
6/13/2008 4:06:02 PM
Aaaahhh....the pod people are emerging!
6/13/2008 4:14:37 PM
Or maybe somebody mixed up the plates again.
6/13/2008 4:44:13 PM
My brother had surgery because of testicular cancer....you could make a believer out of me if your god would give him some balls.
1/18/2010 1:11:45 AM
Well, if any fundie has ever prayed for a higher IQ, god's track record isn't very good.
[NB for all ex-fundies: once you shuck the yoke, the sky's the limit.]
1/18/2010 1:30:47 AM
[citation seriously fucking needed]
8/9/2011 1:36:02 PM