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I am here typing on my computer. I am thinking, so therefore I must be created by an intelligent designer. Otherwise my conscience wouldn't be here at this moment in time.

Matt, EvC Forum 21 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Perfect logic. I think....hahaha..I think....sorry, I can't say that with a straight face

6/29/2008 3:00:39 AM



Fundies and pot just dont make a very good mix.

6/29/2008 4:32:28 AM

Darwin

Okay, riddle me this: How could an intelligent designer make someone so dumb?

6/30/2008 3:19:53 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Cogito ergo deus no mihi

6/30/2008 4:23:54 AM

Mistra

Descartes theory has been debunked long ago, try something new.

6/30/2008 10:33:17 AM

Quantum Mechanic

You are not thinking.
Kill yourself.

6/30/2008 11:21:32 AM

Comicartist

(Citation Needed)

9/23/2008 1:24:44 PM

J.T.

>> I am thinking, <<
That's debatable.

>> so therefore I must be created by an intelligent designer. <<
Cue the LOLWUT pear.


1/3/2009 7:17:34 PM

Jordan666

It was created. yes. But by an intelligent designer is a little....untrue.

1/3/2009 7:19:12 PM

MozMode

"I am here typing on my computer."
No shit, Sherlock.

"I am thinking, so therefore I must be created by an intelligent designer. "
FAIL. All that indicates is that you have a BRAIN, asshole.

1/3/2009 7:21:14 PM

Quantum Mechanic

"I am thinking"

That's what you think.

6/29/2012 11:13:16 PM

rw23

Your 'intelligent designer' was your mum and your dad. I'm sure they'll still love you, however much drivel you spout.

6/30/2012 6:30:11 AM

Canadiest

Or,
Utilizing Occams Razor and René Descartes.
"I think therfore I am"
No God needed.

7/1/2012 8:14:54 AM

Crimson Lizard

A designer, possibly.
Intelligent, not so much.

"Either I think of something or tomorrow we meet our Maker. In my case, God; in your case, God knows. Though I'd be surprised if he's won any design awards." - Edmund Blackadder

12/13/2012 11:55:50 AM

A. Square

Conscience? What conscience?

6/6/2013 5:50:55 AM

Blarghonius

Baby's first thought isn't going in any books.

6/6/2013 4:12:40 PM

JW

Congrats Matt for proving that God, who thinks and therefore must be created by an intelligent designer, was created by Super God! All hail Super God!

6/7/2013 1:19:08 AM

God

I think we can all tell that you were one of my mistakes.

8/1/2013 1:39:31 PM

blackrat

You are THINKING because you have a BRAIN!

Without cognitive function, everything you ever stood for would be lost! Your mind makes you believe you are superior, that you are a being designed without flaw. But the truth is, you are an ANIMAL, a creature as savage as those you hunt but just happen to be at the top of the social stricture. And btw, you dont have a soul, SOULS dont exist! They are configurations of a Christian doctrine that believes they are provided the essence of being and morality.....all that shit comes from your mind. YOU configure these thoughts, deitys, and guidelines!

1/23/2015 6:35:27 AM

rubber chicken

Turing test fail!

1/23/2015 9:37:34 AM



If you must be created by an intelligent designer, assuming this designer had to think to create you, what designed the intelligent designer? An intelligent designer designer? And what designed the intelligent designer designer? An intelligent designer designer designer?

1/23/2015 9:54:40 AM
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