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I am here typing on my computer. I am thinking, so therefore I must be created by an intelligent designer. Otherwise my conscience wouldn't be here at this moment in time.

Matt, EvC Forum 18 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
WTF?! || meh


Perfect logic. I think....hahaha..I think....sorry, I can't say that with a straight face

6/29/2008 3:00:39 AM

Fundies and pot just dont make a very good mix.

6/29/2008 4:32:28 AM


Okay, riddle me this: How could an intelligent designer make someone so dumb?

6/30/2008 3:19:53 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Cogito ergo deus no mihi

6/30/2008 4:23:54 AM


Descartes theory has been debunked long ago, try something new.

6/30/2008 10:33:17 AM

Quantum Mechanic

You are not thinking.
Kill yourself.

6/30/2008 11:21:32 AM


(Citation Needed)

9/23/2008 1:24:44 PM


>> I am thinking, <<
That's debatable.

>> so therefore I must be created by an intelligent designer. <<
Cue the LOLWUT pear.

1/3/2009 7:17:34 PM


It was created. yes. But by an intelligent designer is a little....untrue.

1/3/2009 7:19:12 PM


"I am here typing on my computer."
No shit, Sherlock.

"I am thinking, so therefore I must be created by an intelligent designer. "
FAIL. All that indicates is that you have a BRAIN, asshole.

1/3/2009 7:21:14 PM

Quantum Mechanic

"I am thinking"

That's what you think.

6/29/2012 11:13:16 PM


Your 'intelligent designer' was your mum and your dad. I'm sure they'll still love you, however much drivel you spout.

6/30/2012 6:30:11 AM


Utilizing Occams Razor and René Descartes.
"I think therfore I am"
No God needed.

7/1/2012 8:14:54 AM

Crimson Lizard

A designer, possibly.
Intelligent, not so much.

"Either I think of something or tomorrow we meet our Maker. In my case, God; in your case, God knows. Though I'd be surprised if he's won any design awards." - Edmund Blackadder

12/13/2012 11:55:50 AM

A. Square

Conscience? What conscience?

6/6/2013 5:50:55 AM


Baby's first thought isn't going in any books.

6/6/2013 4:12:40 PM


Congrats Matt for proving that God, who thinks and therefore must be created by an intelligent designer, was created by Super God! All hail Super God!

6/7/2013 1:19:08 AM


I think we can all tell that you were one of my mistakes.

8/1/2013 1:39:31 PM