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Its hard to talk to you on Biblical issues because I feel you are only here to poke holes in our beliefs. Normally I don't feed the trolls, but since hell is a place you will be so familiar with over eternity, I though you should understand the consequences of being wrong in your beliefs (or lack of them). Hell is a lake of fire, with no shores, no islands, no way out. Those who go there (fallen angels, too), will burn for eternity, the torment never stops, it never goes away, you will never get used to it. I know this is just so much entertainment for you, now. But death will come for you one day. And you will have to deal with what is on the other side. By that time, your choices will have been made-it'll be too late. If I am wrong I loose nothing. If you are wrong...well, I told you so.

MrMannn, Rapture Ready 22 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Julian

Oh damn - I'm using this quote on Chris next time he rears his fugly head!

6/9/2006 4:40:42 AM

CousinTed

1. Hell wouldn't be a \"lake\" of fire if it had \"no shores, no islands\" it would be an ocean. A lake is a small body of water surrounded by land.
2. I would much rather burn for eternity than have to spend five minutes with MrMann.

6/9/2006 4:52:54 AM

Crosis

And this is supposed to make me want to worship the asshole who would otherwise be sending me to eternal torment, let alone consider him good, just, or merciful (all three of which are immediately refuted by the mere existence of hell)?

6/10/2006 10:28:55 PM

mattias

Come, follow the lord. OR ELSE!

11/19/2008 8:13:48 AM



If I am wrong I loose nothing
right so that's what you'll be telling krishna and ra when you die?

11/19/2008 9:23:48 AM

Michael

1000-JAN-1: Many Christians in Europe had predicted the end of the world on this date. As the date approached, Christian armies waged war against some of the Pagan countries in Northern Europe. The motivation was to convert them all to Christianity, by force if necessary, before Christ returned in the year 1000. Meanwhile, some Christians had given their possessions to the Church in anticipation of the end. Fortunately, the level of education was so low that many citizens were unaware of the year. They did not know enough to be afraid. Otherwise, the panic might have been far worse than it was. Unfortunately, when Jesus did not appear, the church did not return the gifts. Serious criticism of the Church followed. The Church reacted by exterminating some heretics. Agitation settled down quickly.

A mickey-mouse religion with a mickey-mouse philosophy.

11/19/2008 1:52:26 PM

Joules

How do they know this? Have they been vouchsafed halluci... sorry, visions? Have they actually been there? Because I don't remember all this detail in the babble. (Then again, I haven't read it for a very loooong time.) It's not even particularly good fiction.




11/19/2008 2:02:44 PM

FSMpirate

For some strange reason, I'm having trouble being terrified that your made-up sky daddy will send me to a made-up place to hold all of the bad people to ever have existed.

MORE FICTION FOR THE FICTION GOD!!

12/29/2009 12:02:48 PM

Blaise Pascal

Let's up the ante, Mannn. If you say "I told you so" to anyone, you lose everything.

12/29/2009 12:38:14 PM

Allegory for Jesus

Pascal's wager while jerking off to the idea of a person he disagrees with burning forever and forever. Truly, made in his God's image.

3/7/2011 10:18:10 PM

Swede

If there is a just God, then he'll see your actions and your intentions, not your lip-service.

False dichotomy, Mister! There are an infinite number of gods and of different after-death stories. If yours can be right, then so can all the others'.

3/8/2011 12:27:53 AM

Darkevilme

That's very nice mrmannn but i would prefer it if, if we're to meet a god at all, the god we meet would be one made in someone elses image. Preferably someone less vile.

3/8/2011 2:26:18 AM

Canadiest

Correct me if I'm wrong,,,but their myth goes like this:

Satan disagreed with God about how to direct mankind. For this huge split in Heavens plan Satan and HIS FOLLOWERS (other angels) were cast out (fallen) from heaven.

Doesn't this make "demons" at worst the other fallen Angels?

Also, why is Satan performing God's punishment for him if he's against God's plans? Why does Hell not exist in Judeism but the common description of it perfectly fits the Greeks Hades?

3/8/2011 6:26:33 AM

B K

Woogie woogie woogie! (rattles chains).

Yeah. Still not convinced. Soz.

3/8/2011 9:01:00 AM

Dr. Shrinker

There is no need to poke holes in your beliefs. The holes are there and they are glaringly obvious. If you took off your blindfold of fear and arrogance you would see them too.

Oh yes, and quit repeating Pasqel's Wager like it was something revolutionary that you just thought up. Its really getting annoying.

3/8/2011 11:08:50 AM

Crimson Lizard

Will you be watching us burn on your 5000 inch HDTV, while sitting in your gem-encrusted mansion on your gem-encrusted throne sipping champagne from a gem-encrusted goblet? Bitch, please!

Grow up. It doesn't hurt, I promise.

7/12/2012 12:50:48 PM

Filin De Blanc

" If I am wrong I loose nothing."

Unless it turns out that God is actually Princess Celestia and she banishes you to the moon for being a jackass. Then you're fucked.

7/12/2012 12:55:11 PM

Canadiest

Do you idiots still think we don't know what the CONCEPT of Hell is? Stop explaining it, we KNOW.

MrMann's like Chick Tracts, continually rehashing the most known parts of the Bible as if it's not part of secular knowledge or that the verses have some special power unto themselves, like magic spells.

7/13/2012 4:01:56 AM

FTR...

What if there is a heaven, but it's reserved for atheists?

7/13/2012 5:58:12 AM

Saringuy

1: invent time machine & killer cyborgs.
2: have the cyborg convince Pascal of how much bullshit his wager is.
3: ???
4: profit!

10/22/2012 4:15:31 PM

A. Square

Threatening an atheist will not change his mind.

6/9/2013 3:31:36 PM



Pascal's wager. What a joke. One of its many weaknesses is that it doesn't tell you which religion is the right one. With Pascal's wager your odds of going to hell are almost as good as the average atheist's.

6/9/2013 3:40:33 PM
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