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#398053
Mark
You so got this from Kent Hovind. I watched one of his videos, it was pretty funny. You see, when he was supposedly projecting a textbook showing the "spinning" you are refering to, he was actually showing the nebular hypothesis.
Besides, do you think the big bang theory says planets just flew out?
2/4/2008 6:28:52 AM
#398100
Armond
Just because an explanation exists doesn't mean it's right... Because you're dumb.
I might be missing something, but who said everything had to be clockwise? Cause I'd venture to guess that with the varying angles of objects from the center of the explosion (is that the right word?), it'd be pretty random what went where.
2/4/2008 9:54:28 AM
#398109
Freboy
Your explanation of the big bang is somewhat flawed.
But do try again...
2/4/2008 10:14:54 AM
#398269
Brain_In_A_Jar
You think the entire, incomprehensibly vast universe was created just for the benefit of us barely evolved apes on this vanishingly small orb? Arrogant little fucker, aren't you?
2/4/2008 4:09:13 PM
#398273
Caustic Gnostic
Creationism is disproven, because the universe is random.
2/4/2008 4:13:40 PM
#398378
GigaGuess
Really now. So God, in making perfection, and order, threw in some chaos just to throw us off?
2/4/2008 6:38:59 PM
#398452
Apostle
AAAAAAAAA!!!! God is fucking with us !!!!
2/4/2008 7:45:45 PM
#398456
TerriblyAmused
@Apostle: Get used to it. According to John, every bit of evidence that contradicts the existence of God is more proof (praise be) that the almighty Lawd saw fit to place it there so that the heathen leftist Communistic atheist left-wing baby-eaters would feel justified in their beliefs.
2/4/2008 7:48:11 PM
#439217
Gnomist
FUndamentalism in a nutshell - I don't know how it works, goddidit. Oh, you kinda know how it works, well, still goddidiit.
3/20/2008 10:04:47 AM
#439361
rubber chicken
There is matter and there is, theoretically, Anti-matter. In the same way there is intelligence and there is Anti-Intelligence, or, to give it its common name, JohnR7. If JohnR7 and Steven Hawking ever came into contact the universe as we know it would cease to exist.
3/20/2008 2:45:56 PM
#439428
Princess Rot
Did anyone else get Kylie's "Spinning Around" in their head while reading this? I'm afraid JohnR7 doesn't "explainate" things very well *snigger*
3/20/2008 3:46:35 PM
#439484
Delmania
" So God put a reverse spin on parts of the universe, just to keep their theory from being so neat and tidy."
Well, that explains it.
...except that God has nothing to gain from intentionally deceiving his creations like this. It's not a popularity contest.
3/20/2008 4:24:23 PM
#439732
Canadiest
Science has no problem with things spinning the other way as only braindead creationists said they should all spin the same way. Nothing in spacial physics says that at all. This is a strawman from long ago picked up and respread by dicks like Hovind.
3/20/2008 8:46:56 PM
#1305444
If a moon or planet was impacted by an asteriod or the likes, that could cause a counterclockwise spin. A counterclockwise galaxy could be the result of the awsome sounding galactic cannibalism. I'm a senior in highschool, and i was able to provide u with theories from knowledge i had already known, this was seriously too easy.
7/1/2011 3:46:25 PM
#1305445
thefastlanewillkillyou
If a moon or planet was impacted by an asteriod or the likes, that could cause a counterclockwise spin. A counterclockwise galaxy could be the result of the awsome sounding galactic cannibalism. I'm a senior in highschool, and i was able to provide u with theories from knowledge i had already known, this was seriously too easy.
7/1/2011 3:46:51 PM
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