6/20/2006 10:14:31 AM
However, it's not hard to find a human who evolved into a jackass, known as homo fundiensis.
How in the heck did this one get such a low rating? Fundie lurkers stuffing the ballot box again?
6/20/2006 2:05:41 PM
EVOLUTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!
6/21/2006 1:19:30 AM
Now let's hear the arguments against the theory of evolution.
12/22/2007 12:41:30 PM
JESUS, crack a goddamn BOOK other than the BIBLE sometime! GOOGLE IT! LEARN HOW EVOLUTION ACTUALLY WORKS!
12/22/2007 2:35:18 PM
Because evolution doesn't work that way.
12/22/2007 3:21:33 PM
Your confusion begins with your assumed definition of 'evolution'.
You prefer to listen to those ridiculous creationist talking heads, who spread the idiot concept that "morphing" equals evolution. Everyone knows that "morphing" does not exist outside cheap fantasy. (Damn Kafka!) At least, everyone should.
Really, if you use the internet at all, there are many legitimate authoritative sources, if you use the magical Wiki just to begin with...thus, there are no excuses for your sort of ignorance.
The evolutionary sequence, which occurs over hundreds of successive generations, will never cross phyla, even in the long term.
12/22/2007 3:54:08 PM
Nor would anyone expect to.
What the fuck are you trying to disprove??? Clearly it isn't evolution.... maybe your warped understanding of it???
12/22/2007 3:56:01 PM
well...yeah, you won't..
12/22/2007 3:56:57 PM
That's because EVOLUTION DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY.
Take an elementary school science class please.
12/22/2007 4:29:47 PM
You'll also never find one anywhere near Turkey.
12/22/2007 4:53:46 PM
You are correct. Glad to see a supporter of evolution.
6/29/2008 3:50:17 PM
Do these people go to Strawman School?
"Ok class, settle down, Today we've got a lot of misrepresenting to cover. Who can say something really stupid about evolution? Yes Chris?"
"However, you'll never find a koala's offspring to produce something different like a horse. You'll never find where a horse evolved into a bee which evolved into a dog, which evolved into a bat."
"Now that's what i'm talking about kids. Pure nonsense. Good job Chris"
6/30/2008 2:31:38 PM
That was breathtakingly stupid.
6/30/2008 2:34:26 PM
Do they really not realise how mind-bogglingly pig-ignorant and thick this makes them sound?
Sorry, rhetorical question, I've been here long enough to know they just don't care.
6/30/2008 2:43:19 PM
Exactly. Which is why, outside of strawman arguments, no one says that's how it happened.
6/30/2008 4:27:59 PM
YOUR STUPID MAKES ME SO ANGRY, I AM FORCED TO USE CAPSLOCK!!!
6/30/2008 4:45:06 PM
Chrislb, every thing in your quote is absolutely true. Which is fortunate really, because if we ever did find one of your examples, it would completely falsify the concept of common descent and totally undermine the modern theory of evolution.
Close call there, Chris, thank's for pointing out that the observable evidence backs up evolution.
6/30/2008 5:24:55 PM
they don't read the bible.
Why else would they make elementary mistakes about what it says.
6/30/2008 5:58:18 PM
You believe God made plants without sunlight. You believe a talking snake told Eve to eat from the tree of knowledge. You believe a virgin gave birth. You believe her son came back after his death.
Why not believe a horse can turn into a bee? The crap above is just as silly.
8/28/2008 4:03:53 AM
YOU KNOW WHAT... MORBO IS TIRED OF EXPLAINING. MORBO GIVES UP.
8/28/2008 6:34:48 AM