Greet your new masters!
from...haha...rocks to frogs to horses to birds to whales to apes to men. That's what evolution taught us in school.
[2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Then you obviously weren't paying attention, and/or using your brain.
6/20/2006 10:13:58 AM
OK, school is that big building you're meant to go to from Monday to Friday. That thing you go to on Sunday is where most people try to nap.
6/20/2006 12:30:34 PM
It helps to not be on drugs when you're in class, 'kay?
6/20/2006 1:49:07 PM
I have notified my local Association for the Humane Treatment of Strawmen chapter. A representative will be by shortly.
6/21/2006 1:20:59 AM
No one taught you anything in school you ignorant schmuck.
9/12/2007 7:52:00 AM
9/12/2007 8:57:08 AM
Tell me the name of your biology teacher, i want to kick the living hell out of that idiot.
9/12/2007 8:59:03 AM
EVOLUTION DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!
9/12/2007 9:12:36 AM
From...haha...dirt to men. That's what creationism taught us in school.
5/20/2009 1:18:35 PM
Why is it that so many people who deny evolution can't seem to define it (or even use grammar for that matter)?
5/20/2009 1:26:03 PM
Evolution is true and if you want proof you still have the rocks in your head you dumb fucking idiot.
5/20/2009 1:30:31 PM
I'm guessing you got a D-. You would've gotten an F but the teacher didn't want you to come back again the next year.
5/20/2009 2:14:28 PM
5/20/2009 2:23:22 PM
Allegory for Jesus
Rocks to frogs is abiogenesis, and also skips over bacterial life that is more reasonably believed to be the first form of life.
Birds came from early reptiles, and did not descend from mammals.
Birds definitely didn't become aquatic mammals, and it is doubtful that aquatic mammals descended from anything that could be called "horses" either. Same for whales to apes.
As for apes to men: the superficial resemblance between the two species is so strong that I cannot fathom how creationists can appeal to "common sense" to refute evolution when it is equally common sensical to realize that we more similar to apes than any other species on Earth.
Putting frogs early on and suggesting a relationship between apes and men is perhaps the only thing resembling accuracy in your representation of evolution here. I give you a D. Try harder.
9/18/2010 4:04:27 PM
Homeschool, by any chance?
9/18/2010 11:44:16 PM
For tomorrow's lesson on how to think like Kent Hovind, we'll be teaching you how to commit tax fraud.
5/22/2011 12:44:46 PM
Or, ya know, NOT!
5/22/2011 1:20:52 PM
to lions to tigers to bears, oh my!
8/31/2012 11:44:23 AM
Unlike creationism which teaches mud to human in one step.
9/13/2012 2:49:29 AM
Wow, that is just so very crammed with lies, the most egregious one is that you went to school.
3/3/2013 12:28:38 AM
Either you had a really, really bad teacher, or your memory is really, really bad.
3/3/2013 1:44:51 AM