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If God did not exist, why do we have the word in our language?

malookiemaloo, Internet Infidels 24 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Redhunter

Gee, I don't know. He MUST be real because we have a generic catch-all word that means deity. Just like Jason Voorhees is real, the man in the moon, gremlins, hobgoblins, cooties,etc. Boy, you really nailed that one. No one has thought of that before. Huh, I guess god has just been proven true once and for all.

(rubbing forehead) ....you fucking moron

6/20/2006 10:11:25 AM

Julian

I'm so relieved 'malookiemaloo' doesn't exist either - it would be too shameful for mankind to go on.

6/20/2006 12:32:02 PM

David D.G.

The arguments just get speciouser and speciouser.


~David D.G.

6/20/2006 1:48:15 PM

Crosis

If the Flying Spaghetti Monster does not exist, why do we have the phrase in our language?

6/21/2006 1:21:59 AM

pauline

1 word: Unicorns.

12/8/2006 2:58:30 AM

Amos

I wonder. Mr Spock, do you have any idea?

12/8/2006 3:34:07 AM

Goetian

How can people be this stupid? Seriously?

Surely they must realise that we have concepts of things that don't exist. Even using fundie-logic, evolution or the gods of other religions should come to mind. Maybe it's just a bad case of doublethink.

I think my brain melted from trying to recreate the thought process that produced this comment.

12/8/2006 4:22:40 AM

Gjervan

The Goths got their name from the goats their kept, and everybody really admired their blonde hair and blue eyes and the word become 'god'... or at least so the neo-nazis claims.

1/5/2008 1:17:45 AM

Lady Death


1/13/2008 7:24:29 AM

Quantum Mechanic

We made it up.
Next imbecilic question ...

1/13/2008 1:20:39 PM

anti-nonsense

If faeries do not exist, why do we have the word in our language?

1/13/2008 4:58:25 PM

Caustic Gnostic

Mr. Snuffleupagus.

1/13/2008 5:35:29 PM

Frank

Take that dawkins!

1/13/2008 5:38:31 PM

Jacob

Pegasus. Chimera. Dragon. Christkind. Faith in Humanity.

1/13/2008 8:06:57 PM



We have flying spaghetti monster too. I guess they exist also.

6/18/2008 11:41:23 PM

Renon

because of ewoks, which most certainly exist because the word does.

3/3/2011 6:19:27 PM

Canadiest

Look, just because your Christianity hijacked the title of God as the name of YOUR God doesn't mean it's exclusively your word. That was the intent and it's worked on many Christians but God is a title refering to all dieties throughout history.

Your God is Jahovah last I checked. Using the God reference may have even been a reaction to Islamism as Allah means The God

3/4/2011 7:18:11 AM

Anon-e-moose

"If God did not exist, why do we have the word in our language?"



List! What is yon sound in the distance? Why, it's the sound of every Professor of Theolgy and History in the world, laughing their tits off at you, palookamatoilet!

3/4/2011 8:42:33 AM

GigaGuess

So the Purple People Eater exists after all. Interesting.

3/4/2011 9:03:14 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Yeah, ya see - why are there still words, then, huh?
Gotchas ya eevil evolationistical bastids, always praying to Darwin's Big Bang, and, and, and GRAVITY! Hah! Pwnd, I guess!

3/4/2011 9:13:49 AM



I'll go ask the bigfoot.

12/9/2011 8:11:32 AM



unicorns, fairies, dragons, Balrog, trolls, mermaid, minotaur, cyclops, harpie

do these all exist because there is a word for them ?


12/9/2011 6:44:10 PM

Justanotheratheist

"Worst Argument for God" Award conternder?

12/9/2011 10:24:14 PM

AtheistOsculum

If Santa Claus does not exist why do we have the word in our language?

6/12/2013 6:48:12 PM
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