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Deny it all you want. Atheism is a religion, you're just so desperate to avoid the word "Religion" that you're willing to deny an easily identifiable fact.

Atheism for one, is a belief system

For two, it has a theology

For three, it is a religion no matter how hard you nor anyone else argues

Will Kirk, YoungComposers 37 Comments [3/24/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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#190327
Tom

1) Atheism is a belief system.
2) No it doesn't. The only unifying beliefs of atheists is lack of belief in God.
3) Circular Logic?

3/24/2007 2:47:57 AM

#190756
Drakeal

It's not a religion until we have organized churches. By that logic, Aruseanism isn't a religion either.*sweatdrops*

3/25/2007 12:13:57 AM

#190762
anevilmeme

1 Atheism is not a system, it is a simple lack of belief in any God(s)

2 It has no theology nor is there universal agreement among atheists




3/25/2007 12:19:59 AM

#190779
Pix

Well, he's convinced me. Because he's convincing.

3/25/2007 12:34:03 AM

#190787
flipper

That arguement chased its own tail so hard it flew up its own asshole!

3/25/2007 12:39:46 AM

#190808
John

The old \"anything involving inductive reasoning is a religion\" nonsense. Believe the sun will rise tomorrow? Religion. Believe the chair you're sitting on won't vanish from under you? Religion. Believe putting salt on your food will make it saltier? Religion. The word becomes meaningless.

Fine, Will, by your silly, self-invented definition of \"religion\", atheism is a religion. Happy? Now try redefining \"fuckwit\" so it doesn't apply to you.

3/25/2007 12:57:27 AM

#190848
Old Viking

I can't stand it any more. I'm whipped. OK, Will Kirk, atheism is a religion. OK? It's a religion. We'll all admit it now. We've been very religious people all along.

3/25/2007 1:25:12 AM

#190851
Patches

Defining atheism as a \"religion\" is like calling a childless couple \"parents\".

3/25/2007 1:27:10 AM

#190889
Arkady

The whole point of atheism is a lack of gods to be theological about!

3/25/2007 1:53:33 AM

#190910
Detrs

What a great award.

3/25/2007 2:13:04 AM

#190970
Lunalelle

One, atheism presumes a lack of a religion.

Two, there is no theology. You'd need a 'theo' first.

Three, it's not a religion, no matter how much your unwrinkled brain can't wrap itself around the concept.

Four, NO.

3/25/2007 3:11:38 AM

#190982
anti-nonsense

Atheism is not a religion. It's a lack of religion. (unless you are a Buddhist perhaps, then you can be religious and atheist maybe, but some people say Buddhism is more a philosphy then a religion). Theology is a study of God(s), atheists don't believe in gods, therefore we have no theology. It is NOT a religion no matter how much you or any other stupid fundie may want it to be.

3/25/2007 3:20:51 AM

#190995
g$

Atheism for one, is a belief system

false. there is no \"system\" involved.
For two, it has a theology

false. A-Theist. it's the lack of theology.
For three, it is a religion no matter how hard you nor anyone else argues

false. nice cherry on top, though.

3/25/2007 3:43:30 AM

#191003
cheapthrills

Willful ignorance. A staple for fundies.

3/25/2007 4:00:44 AM

#191035
James

How exactly does disbelief in a god or gods constitute a system of beliefs. If I had a cog would you call it a machine? I thought not, you lose.

3/25/2007 5:05:42 AM

#191046
BoxerShorts

1. No it's not.
2. No it doesn't.
3. What the fuck?

3/25/2007 5:27:39 AM

#191072
ZugTheMegasaurus

Oh. I never thought of it that way! Thanks!

*whistles along merry way*

Wait a minute...

3/25/2007 6:49:57 AM

#191088
Derv

Will Kirk? You mean as in James T. Kirk? How could you say that Kirk? It'd seem with all that warp-speeding around the galaxy, inertia has finally cought up to your brain. UNLESS, you are actually Pickard, pretending to be Kirk just to make him look bad. Grow up baldie.

3/25/2007 7:35:35 AM

#191235
Doctor Whom

You spin me right round, baby, right round, like that fundy logic, right round round round.

3/25/2007 2:59:23 PM

#191253
Matty The Red


3/25/2007 3:23:00 PM

#191278
BurntBush

Does that mean that the time I spend on the computer looking at nuns and donkey porn is tax deductible?

3/25/2007 4:00:18 PM

#191291
Osiris

Wouldn't a theology mean a beliefe in a God?

3/25/2007 4:48:26 PM

#191703
Matilde

Atheism is a religion with what dogma, temples or what?(as defined in anthropology). And what´s wrong if it´s a religion?, is it that difficult for you to understand that people can believe what they want, where they want, when they want to?

3/26/2007 12:11:40 AM

#192011
(H9) - EvilBible

Read the damn dictionary.

If you still think it's a religion, you're a retard then.

3/26/2007 10:30:48 AM

#192181
Faust

Obviously, Will Kirk has never looked in a dictionary.

3/26/2007 3:40:03 PM
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