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there is no such thing as gay christians!!!!! you cant believe in god and live a known life of sin!!!! saying your a christian wont get you into heaven!!! if it doesnt burn your hands to touch a bible, try reading romans 1:24-27. paying close attention to verse 27, or try leviticus 18:22!! the “friendly” atheist!?!?!? lets not discuss athiests. those who knowingly separate themselves from god, living their lives as if he doesnt exist, while calling christians and believers alike hypocrites. whos the real hypocrite?
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Lunalelle, it's Romans 3:10 The KJV has
You know, it is possible to use just one exclamation point, or better yet, a period, at the end of a sentence...
Since all good fundies know that Scripture interprets Scripture, you should try to read that passage from Romans in context. If you do, you'll see that it's actually about idolatry. As for Leviticus, why is it that every passage from the OT except that one was "nailed to the Cross" or needs to be "interpreted correctly"? Finally, I don't knowingly separate myself from God any more than I knowingly separate myself from the Tooth Fairy.
You say Christian, as in Christ, then you quote Leviticus(who also condemns us to hell for eating shellfish and shaving) and Paul? False advertising! I am hereby demanding that all FUNDIES change the name of their religion to the PAULINE religion! He is obviously the one you worship, he is the one you quote on every issue! Christ is obviously just an afterthought!
You might want to take a look at your own God, who went in a OT-long killing spree, or Jesus, who changed the rules his own father had established. They broke commandments, not just some obscure rule.
uh you sin too, dumbass. according to your bible, we all sin. aaaanndd lets think this through, if you condemn someone for sinning AND claiming to be a christian, while you obviously do the same thing only under different context, wouldn't you be the hypocrite? according to your claims no one's in heaven right now, except for four beings: god, jesus, the wholly ghoul, and mary. or maybe like 2 because 3 of those beings are the one in the same.
Living as he doesn´t exist?, well, like the Muslims, the Paleolithic men, the Buddist...............comprising 80% of humanity?
There are no such things as shrimp-eating Christians!!!!! You can't believe in God and live a known life of sin!!!! Saying you're a Christian won't get you into heaven!!! If it doesn't burn your hands to touch a Bible, try reading Leviticus 10:11!! The “friendly” person who disobeys his parents (Deuteronomy 21:18-21)!?!?!? Let's not discuss people who disobey their parents: those who knowingly separate themselves from god, living their lives as if he doesn't exist, while calling Christians and believers alike hypocrites. Who's the real hypocrite?"
By the same logic there is no such thing as a wealthy Christian, or one who eats shellfish for that matter.
yeah...I know they just want us riled up so we lose any semblance of cognitive thought, since that has to be the only reason they win ANY arguments...
Actually, according to your calvinist version of Christianism, just saying you´re a Christian, even if you´re an adulterer and a killer, takes you to Heaven.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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