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I know you all think I'm an ass, and I don't blame you. My life sux. Hate me if you must cuz I just know Jesus hates you all. And Jesus just pities most of you. I'll see you all in Hell. You know what? If any of you crack whores comment me on how weird and gross i am, yeah, Jesus REALLY hates you. I am a bible nerd cuz I'm afraid that one day I may Fall into an infinite death

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yeah, whatevr. I have a secret than NO ONE knows.. something horible is going to happen to the world... and only God and I know what.....

For now I tell you this; there is a serpent in the heart of the nation disguised in the robes of the messiah..

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