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Regarding the Big Bang, scientists tell us, 'The emptiness is supposed to have gathered together in one place, and gotten so thick that the 'nothing' exploded—and blew itself into hydrogen gas, the laws of nature somehow invented themselves during the explosion, then the outward exploding gas supposedly gathered itself into clumps and the loose, outward flowing gas next decided to push itself into stars. Then all the stars began exploding in super-nova explosions. But, just before light rays from the explosions could reach our planet in our time in history, the explosions are said to have conveniently stopped.'

chrislb, Rapture Ready 12 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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tehcrzy

Actually, that's NOT what scientists tell us.

3/27/2008 4:21:25 PM

Angua

Er . . . I have never heard that version of the Big Bang before.

Convienently stopped? Um, you realize that the universe is still expanding. Is that what you were talking about? All these random explosions you kept on putting in kind of confused me.

8/23/2009 10:31:24 PM



Except that they have never, ever said that.

7/16/2012 6:30:57 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Lie much?

7/16/2012 6:32:52 PM

agentCDE

I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about, and it's pretty clear you don't either.

7/16/2012 7:23:11 PM

rubber chicken

Any scientist, telling you that, is pulling your leg because you are a gullible fool and even scientists can have a wicked sense of humour.

7/16/2012 8:01:07 PM

Justanotheratheist

Rapture Ready - always good for a laugh.

7/17/2012 12:31:28 AM

Anon-e-moose

And then, just nine years later...!

7/17/2012 7:37:53 AM

rw23

Is it simply ignorance, or are these people so lacking in self-confidence that they do not even dare to attempt to learn what they're arguing against, in case they find they have no valid arguments?

7/17/2012 8:16:54 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Lie much?

5/16/2013 3:04:07 AM

Swede

Erm, I know very little of the Big Bang, but even I know that you are completely wrong.
You ought to listen to a real scientist once in a while, not just regurgitate what Ass-Fly on Conservapedia says.

5/16/2013 4:16:49 AM

God

Actually, what happened is I was bored with all the Nothing, so I made an explosion and made the rest up as I went along to insure it made something stable. Any questions?

8/1/2013 12:50:40 PM
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