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I believe that God spoke different things into creation but not that a rock begat grass, which begat vegetables and fruits, which begat apes, which begat humans, etc.

chrislb, Rapture Ready 5 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
WTF?! || meh
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Joe

How many times do we have to say it? That's NOT how evolution works.

By the way, does it hurt when you pull stuff out of your ass like that? Just curious.

12/19/2006 6:26:43 AM

Robbie

I would hope not.

5/3/2008 6:51:55 PM

Quantum Mechanic

What?

1/23/2011 12:21:52 PM

Randomwolf42

Where do they get this shit from?

11/2/2012 5:23:52 AM

Justanotheratheist

The only thing that was begat from a rock was this idiot's brain.

11/2/2012 6:50:22 AM
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