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The poor wouldn't be poor if they learned to listen to Jesus, many lives have been changed.

Live4Jesus, Christian Forums 18 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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#44729
Redhunter

YEAH! Stupid poor.

6/20/2006 9:42:46 AM

#44781
David D.G.

Really? Then why is Mexico such a dirt-poor nation, when its people are so fervently religious? We'd have much less illegal immigration if God would just pay his followers down there a little bonus once in a while!


~David D.G.

6/20/2006 2:28:06 PM

#44907
Crosis

<<< The poor wouldn't be poor if they learned to listen to Jesus >>>

... and give all their things away and follow him? Sounds to me like they'd be poorer! (Then again, it's not like most fundies - or mainstream Christians, for that matter - follow that particular verse.)

6/21/2006 1:00:34 AM

#394977
Marlowe

Then why do panhandlers always bless me?

1/31/2008 12:12:43 AM

#394983
Philbert McAdamia

Why are there so many dirt poor folks in the Bible Belt?
Ever see the millions of rusted out junkers rolling down the road with fundy bumper stickers holding them together?
I doubt Jeebus loves them any more than Jerry Falwell did.

1/31/2008 12:17:02 AM

#395031
Father Heathen

What ever happened to "It's easier for a camel to go through an eye of an needle, than it is for a rich man to enter heaven"?

1/31/2008 12:55:12 AM

#395051
deathbird

"For ye have the poor always with you..." Matt 26:11
And that is the KJV version of the verse, so how does that imply that 'listening to Jesus' will stop them being poor?

1/31/2008 1:14:28 AM

#395093


Wasn't Jesus poor? By choice???!!!
Didn't he say a lot of good shit about the poor and a lot of bad shit about the rich?
I'm just saying. I like Jesus, but his followers really suck.

1/31/2008 2:31:47 AM

#395125
antichrist

Fuck you is the first thought that comes to mind

The next thought that comes to mind is did not Jesus COMMAND you to sell all of your possessions and give it to the poor?

Christianity has as much to do with Christ, as Dogma has to do with poodles.

1/31/2008 3:23:00 AM

#395175
DontTortrueHim/Her

For it is easier for a camel to go through a needle's eye, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God bitch!!!!!

1/31/2008 5:17:01 AM

#593726
Jay-Sus

No they'd be stupid and poor. Way to make a difference.

7/18/2008 9:25:47 AM

#1065359
Dead Faith

It's like these people purposely ignore every good part of the Bible, yet cling to the hateful, stupid parts about it...

12/2/2009 5:45:19 AM

#1387093
Quantum Mechanic

"many"

The word you are looking for is "zero" dimwit.
Jesus never existed.

3/29/2012 4:35:51 AM

#1387776
Canadiest

Oh, go fuck yourself. The Bible Belt has the poorest most assisted states in America. Try something else you lying piece of shit. Born to money and a follower of prosperity gospel white trash probably. Tell me, What are your kids gonna have when you've blown the inherintence on showing off?

Yeah, I'm reaching but Live4Jesus has led a sheltered life to suggest such shit.

3/30/2012 12:18:15 PM

#1387782
Blue the Thief



I need to fix that wall.

3/30/2012 12:35:36 PM

#1461517
MarylandBear

Everyone knows God loves poor people. That's why he made so many of them.

10/22/2012 8:58:25 AM

#1461521
Dr.Shrinker

If the rich people who called themselves Christians learned to listen to Jesus, there wouldn't be so many poor.

10/22/2012 9:12:23 AM

#1461526


Thats not what Jesus himself said.

He said the poor will always be here, dont worry about them.


10/22/2012 9:19:49 AM
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