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[On Catholicism]Just because a person believes something does not make it True.

Jesus_Saves, Rapture Ready 20 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh
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Redhunter

OW! My, anemia is cured!

6/20/2006 9:42:09 AM

David D.G.

Pot. Kettle. Oh, so black!


~David D.G.

6/20/2006 2:28:53 PM

Crosis

Very good. Now apply that to your own beliefs ...

6/21/2006 12:59:26 AM

Nathan

Have to bookmark this, I will find use for this quote...

7/18/2006 8:42:40 PM

Julian

Straight from the mouth of babes!

7/18/2006 11:58:22 PM

ThePainedArtist

...shiny shiny mirror...

4/28/2010 5:32:50 AM

aaa

This is the blackest pot that ever grazed earth, times infinity.

4/28/2010 5:34:26 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Yup.
But I really want to believe in a beer volcano in the afterlife.

4/28/2010 5:53:48 AM

GigaGuess

Except you, right?

4/28/2010 6:09:30 AM

Swede

That is so true, dear. Did you have an epiphany, or what?

4/28/2010 7:29:42 AM

Angua

WOW!!! That is just absolutely mind-blowing. I'd never thought of it that way. That's incredible. I never would have guessed!

4/28/2010 11:55:36 PM

youraftermyrobotbee

The capitalization of True is what kills me. Like he has a patent on it or something.

4/29/2010 4:25:04 AM

LDM

That is correct.

4/29/2010 4:39:36 AM

Anon-e-moose

[On Right-wing Fundamentalist Christianity]Just because a person believes something does not make it True.

fixed

4/29/2010 7:12:58 AM

ThisTroper

Thanks, but atheists already figured that out.

4/29/2010 10:57:56 PM

Saringuy

10... 9... 8...

we got to stop the irony! it is too much!

7... 6...

we can't! fundies are too retarded!

5... 4...

run! run for your lives!

3... 2...

*death by irony ensues already*

1... 0...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

*insert atomic cloud*

4/13/2012 7:07:56 AM

Anon-e-moose

@Saringuy

Frankly, this example of irony antimatter would make the Tsar Bomba look like a goose farting in the fog.

'Tis a good thing I'd removed the power cell from my irony meter, then placed it in a Faraday Cage, then a lead sarcophagus, then in a disused mine shaft thousands of feet underground, and filled such with concrete before reading this quote from Ruptured Retards.

4/13/2012 8:24:41 AM

Quantum Mechanic

yup

7/12/2013 4:17:17 PM

Dr. Shrinker

I've always said so

7/12/2013 4:47:14 PM

Justanotheratheist

You owe South African Airways a new plane to replace the one that was knocked out of the sky by pieces of my exploding irony meter.

7/13/2013 2:22:36 AM
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