hmmm If I was president every Mormon temple and muslim Mosque would be closed and bulldozed so people would not like that.
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If you were president you would be impeached, or slapped in the face with a little document I like to call "The United States Constitution". This, of course, assumes your dumb ass could get elected president, which is sadly not too much of a stretch.
i guess if this guy became the american president, the it would be like Bush all over again, only the events in the middle east would would be taking place in the US instead, ah well, i guess they've been asking for it for years
Which would accomplish absolutely nothing, as the Mormons and the Muslims would just gather in their respective living rooms and go one worshipping their God...who is, incidentally, also your God. Think He'll be amused by your little temper tantrum?
You know, honestly, as I understand it Mormon temples are disturbingly prosaic places on the inside (with chlorinated full-immersion baptismal fonts and take-a-number wedding chapels), but bulldozing them seems a little extreme. As for mosques, Muslims care a great deal about their architecture...
Oh. I see what you did there.
Good thing you need an IQ in the double digits to become president, something you, clearly, are lacking.
and then I want an airplane, and a pony, and a Sega AND a NIntendo, and a swimming pool, and a boat...
That's not what presidents do, that's what dictators do.
If someone closed and bulldozed every Christian Church, would you just go "Hey, I'd better be a Muslim then; we worship the same god anyway..."?
Or would you be very, very angry and fight, tooth and nail, for your religion?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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