It’s not their body to flaunt. It belongs to Christ and their future husband. How dare they flaunt something that God did not permit them to flaunt? How dare they write a check the Bible doesn’t allow them to cash?
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Oh, but i bet you'd turn around and claim, somehow, that your body is your own to do as you damn well please, like doing stupid reckless things that males love to do or get fat.
Too much of a coward to use a real name?
And are you admiting, by the cash metaphore, that she´s a merchandise?, that purity and chastity must be kept, not for the well of humankind and hers but because she´s a piece of cattle?. In that case, it´s up to her "buyer" and "seller" to make it a good product, following your analogy, why does the responsability rely entirely on her?. Jokes aside, if Chastity and purity are not options for her wellfare or humankind in general, you can´t ask responsabilities on her. If she´s cattle, treat her as cattle is really treated.
Did God permit you to take a shit on the toilet? Seriously, have a look. It's not in bible. So how dare you take a shit on the toilet you fucking sinner?! And by the way, moron, cheques weren't invented when the bible was written. You stupid insane asshole.
Who's life is so small that they are even bothered by such trifles? They accuse non-believers of being self-centered because they don't believe in a power greater than themselves and then they piss fart around with stupid, trivial crap like this. Millions in this world would trade those "immodest" jeans for a single bowl of warm gruel, and yet the serious issue for these nutballs is whether or not jeans reveal too much ass? This is the "larger world" they always preach to us about? Idiots!
So, if they want to donate a kidney, for example, do they have to ask God and her husband for it?, and if she never marries, whose their body?. What if she has to iniciate a diet while single, should she ask to any random man who can be her husband what to do?
From the survey "It is a stumbling block when a girl reaches into her shirt to adjust a bra strap."
My answer: A TRUE GENTLEMAN will reach in and adjust the strap as soon as he notices it so the woman is not embarrased by the lapse.
Does a man's body belong to Christ and his future wife, then?
No, of course not, how silly of me; only a stupid female could think something that dumb. Of course women are just property, while men are real human beings with rights and entitlements.
If your god has a problem with my body, he can take it up with me himself. The opinion of self-appointed morality censors matters not at all.
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"It’s not their body to flaunt. It belongs to Christ and their future husband "
969: the Sexual Position of the Beast. Troilism for the Lord! Saviour Sandwich! Three-way with the Trinity ! Jesus is Bi ! (*sings *):
'And they shall know we are Christians
...yes, they shall know we are Christians by our kinks!'
'Swing low... sweet chariotCummin' for to carry me home!
X3
And as even male belie vers refer to themselves as his 'Bride', then Jesus IS Bi indeed. So much for your anti -Gay bigotry then, o fundies. [/Argument Annihilator] >:D
So, Anon... you want ol' J-boy to do her up the arse while you fuck her vaginally , or do you prefer anal...?!
And get a proper education, you subhuman. Don't let your brain write cheques your mouth can't cash. [/Doug Piranha-levels of sarcasm]
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It’s not their body to flaunt. It belongs to Christ and their future husband.
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