Women are immoral for the most part. They each need a good man to show them restraint and morality in this life. Unfortunately we live in a world dominated by trashy slimeberal media that promotes hip hop, rap, and other foul, un-Godly, un-American garbage.
But yes, everyone realizes that conservative women are really really hot. Not that I would know though, as I have taken a vow of celibacy, as should you.
To see some truly sexy women you must go to an anti-abortion rally.
http://www.mccullagh.org/db9/10d-14/anti-abortion-activists.jpg
Oh Lord, please take these lurid feelings from my heart.
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"Mr. CW, I don't really know of any other way to break this to you, but it seems for your sake and the sake of everyone around you, especially the women, we're going to have to cut your balls off. You don't deserve them, and they're only going to get you in trouble."
Rahab:
"Women are immoral for the most part".
So what is the official fundie stance on celibacy? In one place I hear them saying that not having kids is immoral, and in another I hear one proclaim his vow of celibacy. It is one or the other, folks. You can't bake cake without eggs.
I'll agree with you on the rap/hip hop comment. Otherwise, FUCK YOU.
and, SophieEleven: I thought the same thing! XD
Uh-oh Conservative Wanker oops I mean Warrior... you might want to be careful checking out those anti-abortion activists. I happen to know of women from several activist groups such as "Democrats for Life" and "Pro-Life Feminists", as well as a few lesbians from the "Pro-Life Alliance of Gays and Lesbians". If you try to hit on one of those ladies thinking she's a conservative, you're going to be in for a surprise!
Ah ha ha ha, oh man... I would LOVE to see that!
After that picture... it can't NOT be a joke.
Either that, or he's a blessing to all fugly old women.
I call bullshit on everything you say. As far as I know, (slightly) more men than women are unfaithful, and desert their wives and children.
You'd be shocked by the world here in Europe; we have more than just two parties. Both the Conservatives and the Liberals are on the far right flank.
No hip hop, rap, punk, tehcno, dance orchestras or Western music for me, thank you very much.
I'd say oriental belly-dancers are much more sexy than Ann Coulter. But what do I know, I'm "just" a woman...
The cop in the middle of 'TheMissus' 's picture is clearly thinking: "Damn these are some ugly hoes. All the hot chicks are over on the pro-choice side."
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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