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You do not know if dinos could breathe fire. You have not seen a living dino and cannot see if it does or not. However, we have the eyewitness account of those who did see dinos (the term was dragon then though) and say they did breathe fire (who knows? Maybe breath hot enough to cause flamables to burst into flames?). These people were not only Christians/Jews in the Bible, but from many other cultures as well.

Rom831, Rapture Ready 8 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Redhunter

And we all know that ancient cultures wouldn't believe in anything that wasn't true.

6/20/2006 9:39:26 AM
#156650
Osiris

Yeah...only dinosaurs didn't have wings.

2/8/2007 2:43:42 AM
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Langdon Alger

Someone's been reading too many Kent Hovind placemats...

2/8/2007 4:35:42 PM
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David D.G.

So myths, legends, and fairy tales constitute \"eyewitness accounts\" now? Well, at least that's consistent with fundies' treatment of the Bible.

But this also means that the contents and claims of EVERY myth EVER related must be true -- the existence of every god, every fae being, every chimeric creature, every talking enchanted animal, every object with mystic powers.

Good grief. What a bizarrely magical world fundies inhabit.


~David D.G.

2/8/2007 5:36:15 PM
#157295
JP

I want to mock, but I don't know where to start.

2/8/2007 9:01:46 PM
#387762
freethought

Sounds a lot like Hovind. I guess if you follow this logic then there was a man holding up the sky in greece (Atlas anyone?)

1/22/2008 8:55:08 AM
#387764
Sevagram

One shouldn't mock the afflicted; but seriously, Rom, you're thick as pig shit aren't you.

1/22/2008 9:09:42 AM
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Paler_Face

There are also eye-witness accounts of succubi. Are you saying those are real too?

Hot-damn!

*runs off to find a ritual to summon a succubus for "entertainment value"*

1/30/2008 12:35:01 PM
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