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You do not know if dinos could breathe fire. You have not seen a living dino and cannot see if it does or not. However, we have the eyewitness account of those who did see dinos (the term was dragon then though) and say they did breathe fire (who knows? Maybe breath hot enough to cause flamables to burst into flames?). These people were not only Christians/Jews in the Bible, but from many other cultures as well.

Rom831, Rapture Ready 10 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Redhunter

And we all know that ancient cultures wouldn't believe in anything that wasn't true.

6/20/2006 9:39:26 AM

Osiris

Yeah...only dinosaurs didn't have wings.

2/8/2007 2:43:42 AM

Langdon Alger

Someone's been reading too many Kent Hovind placemats...

2/8/2007 4:35:42 PM

David D.G.

So myths, legends, and fairy tales constitute \"eyewitness accounts\" now? Well, at least that's consistent with fundies' treatment of the Bible.

But this also means that the contents and claims of EVERY myth EVER related must be true -- the existence of every god, every fae being, every chimeric creature, every talking enchanted animal, every object with mystic powers.

Good grief. What a bizarrely magical world fundies inhabit.


~David D.G.

2/8/2007 5:36:15 PM

JP

I want to mock, but I don't know where to start.

2/8/2007 9:01:46 PM

freethought

Sounds a lot like Hovind. I guess if you follow this logic then there was a man holding up the sky in greece (Atlas anyone?)

1/22/2008 8:55:08 AM

Sevagram

One shouldn't mock the afflicted; but seriously, Rom, you're thick as pig shit aren't you.

1/22/2008 9:09:42 AM

Paler_Face

There are also eye-witness accounts of succubi. Are you saying those are real too?

Hot-damn!

*runs off to find a ritual to summon a succubus for "entertainment value"*

1/30/2008 12:35:01 PM

God

No, Dragons are something completely different, and I hid them away elsewhere in the Middle Worlds because I was sick of them eating people.

8/1/2013 1:00:42 PM



We have always had cryptozoology. We used to have dragons, unicorns, minotaurs, chimerae... Now we have bigfoot, nessie, yeti, chupacabras...

Believe what you want to believe. Without falsifiable evidence it's just that: your belief.

8/1/2013 1:25:51 PM
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