[There are over 8000 gods that humans have created to believe in, your odds aren't that great.]
Sorry to hear about your flimsy belief in 8000 gods. My Bible only mentions 1 God; so you've confirmed my belief that I'm Heavenbound!!! O Yeah ~ Praise The Lord!!!
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There's an infinite number of ways to interpret God. Your God is one of the more unlikely ones when compared to, for instance, the God of Googlism, because we at least know that Google exists.
the bible mentions more than one god, examples include: yahweh, baal, the golden goat and satan just to name a few
I think that Elohim and Yahweh makes two, Christian concept of Abba(daddy), blasphemous to the Jewish, three, Allah, the islamic concept of God, four, plus, all the Pagan gods from all times......................I mean, if there is one God, people don´t get to agree what image he made us to.
This is an excellent example of someone looking only at key words, and making up an answer that isn't actually replying to what was said. I swear, this person saw "There are over 8000 gods... believe in" Their reasoning wouldn't even work IF It had anything to do with the original comment.
Way to go, fool, you missed the point entirely.
You clearly missed (or chose to ignore)
"that humans have created"
Your bible mentions 1 - what about the other 7999?
Are you sure you are bounding towards the right heaven?
"My Bible only mentions 1 God"
Reminds me of the Ancient Rome segment of the (criminally underrated) Mel Brooks film "History of the World (Part I)":
Comicus (Brooks): 'Have you heard of this new sect, the Christians? They are a laugh riot! First of all, they are so poor...'
Swiftus: 'How poor are they?'
Comicus: '...Thank you! They are so poor... that they only have one God!'
[drumbeat, everyone laughs ]
Comicus: 'But we Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that's coming quickly!'
[drumbeat, uproarious laughter ]
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Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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