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If you really believe that there is no God, then turn a monkey or ape into a human. This message is to all atheist. Even if you have to mate over seas with the ape or monkey. Also, you could put human blood in the monkey or ape. You could even splice genes, with them. So the world can see what you care about. Now believers in God, like me Corey M. Davis should try to make gold colored metal angle robots called cheribium. The cheribium should be 7 feet tall and 350 pounds in wieght. In addition, we believers in God should build small block sized towns, on helium filled platforms. These towns would have a greek heavenly look. Later believers can show the world a small example of a god on a super super 3D computer. The god would make a universe of stars, planets, moons, black holes and so on. Next, he would make an earth planet and the humans. Then he would give them free will and some will respect that god. On the other hand some would deny that universe’s holly spirit or should I say super super 3D computer program.

Corey M. Davis, The Thinker's Podium 35 Comments [3/31/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Zimmie

I had a discussion on something similar to that last part a while ago. Let's just say that I never thought I would be able to use Gödel's Incompleteness Theorem along with the term \"Level of Detail\" in a serious debate.

3/31/2007 10:43:25 PM

anti-nonsense

WTF are you trying to say! The first part is just standard anti-evolutionist nonsense, the rest of it is insane.

3/31/2007 10:47:37 PM

anevilmeme

Dude seriously, WTF?????


3/31/2007 10:50:53 PM

Zidane

Did'nt god destroy the tower of babel because it got to high to heaven? Think what would happen to your poor imaginary town XD

3/31/2007 10:53:10 PM

JaredM

So atheists can't make monkey-men, but Christians can build robotic Cherubim? That seems to be what he is saying here.

3/31/2007 11:03:40 PM

CT

What is a super super 3D computer program anyway?

3/31/2007 11:14:30 PM

dumb_n00b

3D ART DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

3/31/2007 11:35:21 PM

JD

... what IS it with you people and wanting everyone to go fucking apes and chimps and knocking them up?

Are cows and little-sisters/daughters (or as you call'em: \"property\") \"passé\" in the bible belt, its all about the silverbacks now?

Also, evolution does not work that way.

3/31/2007 11:41:19 PM

Brian X

Hm. So it seems Frank Tipler had most of his writings passed through an editor and has to post under a fake name so no one realizes what a horrible writer he really is.

3/31/2007 11:53:31 PM

Old Viking

Thanks for your thoughts, Corey.

4/1/2007 12:01:59 AM

DrB

I was interested to read the otehr day that we *can* actually receive blood transfusions and kidney transplants from chimpanzees, because they're so genetically close to humans.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/6505691.stm

Time to get rid of the dog, i want a pet that could come in handy!

4/1/2007 12:14:01 AM

John

If you really believe that there is no God, then turn a monkey or ape into a human.

If a monkey suddenly turned into a human right before our eyes, that would be a pretty strong argument for God, not against him.

4/1/2007 12:48:23 AM

Archangel_Lucifer

What the fuck is this guy on?

4/1/2007 2:48:36 AM

Beelzebubbles

Jesus told me to burn things.

4/1/2007 2:53:44 AM

jo_27e

yeah, you have fun with that

4/1/2007 9:09:41 AM

JP

ahahahaha, Yes, Corey, that is exactly what you should do. Please get back to us with your completed project.

4/2/2007 8:56:11 PM



WTF?, now not believing in God turns you into a Uri Geller guy?

4/4/2007 7:25:28 PM

Adrian

Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot, over...

4/7/2007 1:01:48 AM

Matilde

Just find some evidence for your theories, fetch us a man living 900 years, for example. Stop challenging people and care about YOU and your reputation.

4/11/2007 5:21:00 PM

Corey M. Davis

To me atheist have dreams, of an army, of chimpanzees, in blue jump suits, with blue hats and a red star, on each hat. Also, each one of them beating the ground with a paper roll. Imagin an army of chimpanzees in rage.

2/28/2008 9:43:34 PM

Corey M. Davis

Also, an Audio Slave sound track, would be funny with a massive number, of chimps wearing those uniforms.

3/25/2008 8:51:26 PM

Philbert McAdamia

The "holly spirit" ?

Listening to old Buddy Holly records, or smoking some holly? In either case, Corey - quit it.

3/25/2008 9:17:21 PM

Poopskin

"If you really believe that there is no God, then turn a monkey or ape into a human"

Sure, sure. just give me a few million years and a suitable environment.

7/19/2009 1:19:30 AM

Swedish Pagan

Excuse me, but why whould I want to do anything stupid like that? Both monkeys and apes are cousins of humans, the are not lower on any "evolution ladder" than us, they are at the top of their ladder at the moment, we are on top of ours right now.
Soon, in just a few hundred thousand years something will slowly evolve from us into a new kinds of human, ape and monkey.

Is he talking about Sims?

7/19/2009 1:53:10 AM

Anon-e-moose

If you really believe that there is a God, then turn a pile of dirt into a human. This message is to all fundies. Even if you have to mate over seas with the dirt. Also, you could put human blood in the dirt. You could even put jeans on the dirt. So the world can see what you care about. Now unbelievers in God, like me Anon E. Moose should try to make robots called tengen toppa gurren lagann. The TTGL should be the size of the universe and nearly infinite pounds in weight. In addition, we unbelievers in God should build small block sized towns, on platforms mounted on four elephants atop a huge turtle. These towns would have a geek heavenly look. Later unbelievers can show the world a small example of a god on a super super 3D computer. The god would make a universe of stars, planets, moons, black holes and so on. Next, he would make an earth planet and the humans. Then he would give them free will and everyone won't have to respect that god if they so wish. On the other hand some would acknowledge that universe’s holly spirit or should I say super super 3D computer program on Red Dwarf.

fixed. And in before the bunny with a pancake on it's head, the 'WHARRRGARRRBL' dog, the LOL WUT pear etc...

7/19/2009 12:26:40 PM
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